William Leisner
@wleisner.bsky.social
I've written some stuff. I'm bound to write some more. https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/william%20leisner
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Shoulda followed through when you had the chance.
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Shoulda followed through when you had the chance.
Who, I ask, *who* needs a toilet paper roll with a circumference greater than that of the seat??
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Who, I ask, *who* needs a toilet paper roll with a circumference greater than that of the seat??
"All these libs whining about the East Wing, but they never said a word when Obama did THIS!"
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"All these libs whining about the East Wing, but they never said a word when Obama did THIS!"
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Yeah, that's a pretty fearless take.
October 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Yeah, that's a pretty fearless take.
"This was an attack on the Dallas Police Department!"
September 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"This was an attack on the Dallas Police Department!"
Spinning this up tonight in tribute
September 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Spinning this up tonight in tribute
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel.
September 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel.
Doctor I trust more than RFK, Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK, Jr.
OK, OK, we'll bring back the old logo
August 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
OK, OK, we'll bring back the old logo
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.
(I was expecting something closer to TALES OF A FOURTH GRADE NOTHING. It wasn't until years later that I realized I would never get my period.)
(I was expecting something closer to TALES OF A FOURTH GRADE NOTHING. It wasn't until years later that I realized I would never get my period.)
August 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.
(I was expecting something closer to TALES OF A FOURTH GRADE NOTHING. It wasn't until years later that I realized I would never get my period.)
(I was expecting something closer to TALES OF A FOURTH GRADE NOTHING. It wasn't until years later that I realized I would never get my period.)
My favorite doctor and companion
August 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My favorite doctor and companion
If You Give A Dersh a Pierogi
August 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If You Give A Dersh a Pierogi
On top of everything else dumb about this tweet, the Erie Canal was constructed between 1817 and 1825, while the town of Chicago didn't even exist until 1833.
August 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
On top of everything else dumb about this tweet, the Erie Canal was constructed between 1817 and 1825, while the town of Chicago didn't even exist until 1833.
"She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time."
July 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
"She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time."
You've inherited a movie theater. What's your first double feature?
July 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
You've inherited a movie theater. What's your first double feature?
Post your choice for alternate reality president that isn't President Whitmore from Independence Day.
July 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Post your choice for alternate reality president that isn't President Whitmore from Independence Day.
Post someone with wings
July 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Post someone with wings