Stop using these apps entirely, people. Get a notebook and a pen and go analog. I'm serious

I’m convinced the “do audiobooks count as reading?” argument all derives from those mid-90s summer reading pizza challenges.

Folks - we’re all in our 30s and 40s now. It’s no longer a competition.

Go buy your favorite pie with your adult money and let people enjoy books however they want.

I’m thrilled to be able to mute threads about anything to do with politics, especially the incoming president. I came here to GET AWAY from all of it.

This is Evie, Hutch’s “sister.” (She said I had to put sister in quotes.) she’s 4 and been home since 9/8. Her nicknames so far are Minnie, Sweet Girl, and “Don’t hiss at me I was just helping so you don’t fall off my lap.” (She does NOT like “uppies.)

This is Hutch. He’s only been home since 9/8. His nicknames so far are Hutchy, Puppy, Fluffy Face, and GETDOWNOFFATHERENOW. He’s 2.

When you walk into a room and know they've been talking about you

finally...it's done. I left the 🐦app. Here's hoping for more calm days and A LOT less doom scrolling.