Billie 🐦
@wjhovey.bsky.social
he/she/they
this is where my inside thoughts go out
this is where my inside thoughts go out
me: i don't know if i need advil or tums until i sleep inside the bed.
my body: i'm stomach hurting.
me: shut up.
my body: i'm stomach hurting.
me: shut up.
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
me: i don't know if i need advil or tums until i sleep inside the bed.
my body: i'm stomach hurting.
me: shut up.
my body: i'm stomach hurting.
me: shut up.
oh. that's gore. that's gore of my comfort character.
October 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
oh. that's gore. that's gore of my comfort character.
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I wanna play Commander
October 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I wanna play Commander
they should switch the names of aspergers and hemorrhoids.
if someone tells me they have ass burgers i should not have to ask what that is. i should go "yeowch" and be done with it.
if someone tells me they have ass burgers i should not have to ask what that is. i should go "yeowch" and be done with it.
October 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
they should switch the names of aspergers and hemorrhoids.
if someone tells me they have ass burgers i should not have to ask what that is. i should go "yeowch" and be done with it.
if someone tells me they have ass burgers i should not have to ask what that is. i should go "yeowch" and be done with it.
thinking about middle school when i thought
"if you like penis colada
and getting caught in the zipper"
was the funniest shit ever
"if you like penis colada
and getting caught in the zipper"
was the funniest shit ever
October 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
thinking about middle school when i thought
"if you like penis colada
and getting caught in the zipper"
was the funniest shit ever
"if you like penis colada
and getting caught in the zipper"
was the funniest shit ever
cover up the blank spots
hit me on the head!
hit me on the head!
September 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
cover up the blank spots
hit me on the head!
hit me on the head!
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effective today, I have resigned from working with Ultimate Guard, as I can no longer support the company's creative or business decisions.
August 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
effective today, I have resigned from working with Ultimate Guard, as I can no longer support the company's creative or business decisions.
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embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,
May 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,
sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles, and buddy...
we're gonna try this week's crumbl cookie menu
we're gonna try this week's crumbl cookie menu
August 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles, and buddy...
we're gonna try this week's crumbl cookie menu
we're gonna try this week's crumbl cookie menu
i don't fuck with products that have that little "not tested on animals" label. how am i supposed to know if this stuff will blow up my dog. they didn't test it. unbelievable.
August 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
i don't fuck with products that have that little "not tested on animals" label. how am i supposed to know if this stuff will blow up my dog. they didn't test it. unbelievable.
flat pepsi ≈ oreo
difference is oreo's sweetness lies with the creaminess
pepsi's sweetness is the kind they put in the smell of gasoline
difference is oreo's sweetness lies with the creaminess
pepsi's sweetness is the kind they put in the smell of gasoline
June 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
flat pepsi ≈ oreo
difference is oreo's sweetness lies with the creaminess
pepsi's sweetness is the kind they put in the smell of gasoline
difference is oreo's sweetness lies with the creaminess
pepsi's sweetness is the kind they put in the smell of gasoline
i always thought that one barenaked ladies song said "just like brian wilson, dead"
now i'm right
now i'm right
June 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
i always thought that one barenaked ladies song said "just like brian wilson, dead"
now i'm right
now i'm right
them: final fantasy mtg fans are eating so good!
me, final fantasy xii fan:
me, final fantasy xii fan:
May 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
them: final fantasy mtg fans are eating so good!
me, final fantasy xii fan:
me, final fantasy xii fan:
the wiggles are like a dnd party: if one dies you just roll up another one, but if they all die the whole thing is just over.
March 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
the wiggles are like a dnd party: if one dies you just roll up another one, but if they all die the whole thing is just over.
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today i bring you a classic Billy (2020)
February 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
today i bring you a classic Billy (2020)
thank you justin trudeau for starting shit that will last until march immediately before my canadian politics course that will last until march. these journals are going to write themselves.
January 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
thank you justin trudeau for starting shit that will last until march immediately before my canadian politics course that will last until march. these journals are going to write themselves.
who came up with the word kidnapping. like oh i stole a guy lemme just uhhh
December 24, 2024 at 5:21 AM
who came up with the word kidnapping. like oh i stole a guy lemme just uhhh
pikmin will just get stuck under the bridge and act like it's no big deal. they don't understand i Will leave them there and i Will watch the little cutscene at the end of the day where they get crushed by a frog. i will do that because fuck you for not staying with the group.
December 10, 2024 at 6:35 AM
pikmin will just get stuck under the bridge and act like it's no big deal. they don't understand i Will leave them there and i Will watch the little cutscene at the end of the day where they get crushed by a frog. i will do that because fuck you for not staying with the group.
burned my fingers. in retrospect it was probably all the hot grease i was handling. it was probably the hot grease i spilled on my fingers. it was probably the grease on them that burned. i think. yowch.
December 7, 2024 at 6:12 PM
burned my fingers. in retrospect it was probably all the hot grease i was handling. it was probably the hot grease i spilled on my fingers. it was probably the grease on them that burned. i think. yowch.
life is like a game of minesweeper. you might fucking explode and your little smiley face will have x's over its eyes.
December 6, 2024 at 5:38 AM
life is like a game of minesweeper. you might fucking explode and your little smiley face will have x's over its eyes.
bluesky. more like bl ooze kai.
November 22, 2024 at 5:20 AM
bluesky. more like bl ooze kai.