Carly of Wizfuh
@wizcarlyfuh.bsky.social
Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year.
This is still weirdly going?? Like I didn't talk to him for a week and went "lol my bad" and he was just like "lol idc anyways-"?? He's super nice and yaps as much as I do but this guy is either desperate OR really feeling whatever I'm throwing at him (i think it's the first one but time will tell).
December 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This is still weirdly going?? Like I didn't talk to him for a week and went "lol my bad" and he was just like "lol idc anyways-"?? He's super nice and yaps as much as I do but this guy is either desperate OR really feeling whatever I'm throwing at him (i think it's the first one but time will tell).
Finally got to buy RE:4 just in time for vacation AND the Requiem trailer??? Leon watch your ass cuz I'm coming for every pixel.
December 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Finally got to buy RE:4 just in time for vacation AND the Requiem trailer??? Leon watch your ass cuz I'm coming for every pixel.
Bro I gotta stop crying every time my boss talks to me, he's just so nice and he's really the team dad
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Bro I gotta stop crying every time my boss talks to me, he's just so nice and he's really the team dad
Got assigned to a *mandatory* LLM training... like do they know who they assigned this training to? The anti-AI guy?
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Got assigned to a *mandatory* LLM training... like do they know who they assigned this training to? The anti-AI guy?
Went back on dating apps (🫰🤪🔫) and got a "you're so good to me" response after complimenting them for standing up to their boss. In sheer panic, I responded with "I'm genuinely not trying to impress you or anything" as a way to show I was chill but I MIGHT HAVE FUCKED IT UP!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Went back on dating apps (🫰🤪🔫) and got a "you're so good to me" response after complimenting them for standing up to their boss. In sheer panic, I responded with "I'm genuinely not trying to impress you or anything" as a way to show I was chill but I MIGHT HAVE FUCKED IT UP!!!!
A bunch of BTF episodes got mistakingly flagged by Spotify's AI so sorry in advance and you're welcome to whoever has to listen to 17 hours of pure fun and whimsy.
October 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
A bunch of BTF episodes got mistakingly flagged by Spotify's AI so sorry in advance and you're welcome to whoever has to listen to 17 hours of pure fun and whimsy.
Here's my ideal buildup for the rest of this week for peak mess:
1. Katherine uses veto on Keanu.
2. Zach uses his $10k reward to get off the block.
3. Ava puts up Morgan and Lauren.
4. VINCE wins blockbuster.
5. 6 to 4 vote to evict Morgan, Zach is the evicting vote.
#bb27
1. Katherine uses veto on Keanu.
2. Zach uses his $10k reward to get off the block.
3. Ava puts up Morgan and Lauren.
4. VINCE wins blockbuster.
5. 6 to 4 vote to evict Morgan, Zach is the evicting vote.
#bb27
August 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Here's my ideal buildup for the rest of this week for peak mess:
1. Katherine uses veto on Keanu.
2. Zach uses his $10k reward to get off the block.
3. Ava puts up Morgan and Lauren.
4. VINCE wins blockbuster.
5. 6 to 4 vote to evict Morgan, Zach is the evicting vote.
#bb27
1. Katherine uses veto on Keanu.
2. Zach uses his $10k reward to get off the block.
3. Ava puts up Morgan and Lauren.
4. VINCE wins blockbuster.
5. 6 to 4 vote to evict Morgan, Zach is the evicting vote.
#bb27
Update - I no longer feel like an inflated sewer rat.
June 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Update - I no longer feel like an inflated sewer rat.
Well, an entire server shutdown has caused me to have two days off. Too scared to do a craft after ✨️the incident✨️ but I'll figure out something fun to do. But YIPPEE DAY(S) OFF!
June 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Well, an entire server shutdown has caused me to have two days off. Too scared to do a craft after ✨️the incident✨️ but I'll figure out something fun to do. But YIPPEE DAY(S) OFF!
He fucked around and got sent to the emergency vet in the NEXT STATE OVER at 1 IN THE MORNING 😭 (he is doing good - I'm just tired, coping, and sad we had to throw away his favorite blankie)
June 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
He fucked around and got sent to the emergency vet in the NEXT STATE OVER at 1 IN THE MORNING 😭 (he is doing good - I'm just tired, coping, and sad we had to throw away his favorite blankie)
SPAGHETTI AND BUTTERED BREAD FOR LUNCH HELL YEAH!
May 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
SPAGHETTI AND BUTTERED BREAD FOR LUNCH HELL YEAH!
Just watched the most devastating JJK edit, I need to take the rest of the day off.
May 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Just watched the most devastating JJK edit, I need to take the rest of the day off.
No tuna salad at work.
May 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
No tuna salad at work.
T-17 months until I am no longer indebted to my stepdad and will finally have him off my vehicle loan!! He's complained about cosigning on this damn loan for years but hasn't had to help me financially for anything. Dual accomplishment to pay it off on my own and finally cut him loose.
May 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
T-17 months until I am no longer indebted to my stepdad and will finally have him off my vehicle loan!! He's complained about cosigning on this damn loan for years but hasn't had to help me financially for anything. Dual accomplishment to pay it off on my own and finally cut him loose.
The presence of these crispy R's remind me of that episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition where the one kid liked cup stacking and then made it the kid's whole personality via room makeover.
May 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The presence of these crispy R's remind me of that episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition where the one kid liked cup stacking and then made it the kid's whole personality via room makeover.
"The ✨️R✨️ecommended ✨️R✨️ates are ✨️R✨️ight at standa✨️R✨️d, and if there are disc✨️R✨️epencies, those should be ✨️R✨️eferred to our depa✨️R✨️tment."
May 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
"The ✨️R✨️ecommended ✨️R✨️ates are ✨️R✨️ight at standa✨️R✨️d, and if there are disc✨️R✨️epencies, those should be ✨️R✨️eferred to our depa✨️R✨️tment."
There's ANOTHER ONE???
May 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
There's ANOTHER ONE???
BROOOOO TUNA SALAD AT WORK TODAY HELL YEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
May 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
BROOOOO TUNA SALAD AT WORK TODAY HELL YEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
*does not play Fortnite*
*saw Cody skin and Miku Miku beam on Item Shop*
*now plays Fortnite*
I'M JUST A GIRL
*saw Cody skin and Miku Miku beam on Item Shop*
*now plays Fortnite*
I'M JUST A GIRL
April 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
*does not play Fortnite*
*saw Cody skin and Miku Miku beam on Item Shop*
*now plays Fortnite*
I'M JUST A GIRL
*saw Cody skin and Miku Miku beam on Item Shop*
*now plays Fortnite*
I'M JUST A GIRL
Catch me showing up with the swag
April 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Catch me showing up with the swag
Am I a cornball for trying to make Wrestlemania weekend extra special for my friends because it's the first one without my grandpa and Im trying to cope, or am I just a girl with a special interest?
April 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Am I a cornball for trying to make Wrestlemania weekend extra special for my friends because it's the first one without my grandpa and Im trying to cope, or am I just a girl with a special interest?
Sent money for pizza for a meeting today and out of pure IMPULSE, wrote out "pizza time" in fucking EMOJIS in the memo. To senior leadership... for an introductory meeting.
I'm gonna fucking jump i s2g.
I'm gonna fucking jump i s2g.
April 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Sent money for pizza for a meeting today and out of pure IMPULSE, wrote out "pizza time" in fucking EMOJIS in the memo. To senior leadership... for an introductory meeting.
I'm gonna fucking jump i s2g.
I'm gonna fucking jump i s2g.
I was talking to a coworker about wrestling recently, and this girl came over and said, "You do realize that's fake, right?" and she had this dumb look on her face like she did something unique. Congratulations queen, you outed yourself as dull and unoriginal. Get a new joke, Boringbob Shitpants.
March 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I was talking to a coworker about wrestling recently, and this girl came over and said, "You do realize that's fake, right?" and she had this dumb look on her face like she did something unique. Congratulations queen, you outed yourself as dull and unoriginal. Get a new joke, Boringbob Shitpants.
At the expense of the women's tag AND possibly the 6-man tag? What does this mfer have to SAY???
February 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
At the expense of the women's tag AND possibly the 6-man tag? What does this mfer have to SAY???
I need to know the proportions to how the Metz ladies make their tuna salad for the sandwiches because I should not be gnawing at the bit over a stupid TUNA sandwich that's only available for one week every month but HERE I AM.
February 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I need to know the proportions to how the Metz ladies make their tuna salad for the sandwiches because I should not be gnawing at the bit over a stupid TUNA sandwich that's only available for one week every month but HERE I AM.