I cannot stand this creature. Requesting immediate pest control - I don't care what banned necrotising spells you use. He keeps scurrying and waking up my homonculi and I AM DONE WITH THIS THING.
- Leopold III

Slendermage be like 'collect my scrolls

Emptied my etneral cauldron and found undrained sludge at the bottom... apprentice subjected to a decade in the torment nexus.... now hiring... enquire at reception for 'Fucked Up Evil Wizard'

Looking for experienced Imp Exterminators. Potion cellar is plagued with villainous cretins. Will pay in sapphire only - NO MORE FOOLS GOLD!

- Leobald III (Senior Mage)