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Wixhael
@wixhael.bsky.social
I crave Blurrs

Load-bearing domino

Illiterate old man

Mosquitoes

King of Excess

PFP drawn by Euphrates.
I had to
-Track down a listing on the Russian version of Facebook
-Contact a guy on Fiverr and hire him to be the middleman (this took two months of back and forth communication)
-Spend over $100 between shipping, the cost of the magazine, and the Fiverr guy's fee
Just to get my copy of this thing
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
You should do it anyways
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Unironically this is a great CK redesign, feels a lot more "legit" than the intentionally jokey pickle hat and underwear
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Holy CRAP that's a huge accomplishment! Congrats Kogan, you're killing it!
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I feel like that first part is target at me

>:(
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I can't even figure out why she's there, like... did they confuse her for the Ultimate version of Black Widow?? Did they take her being a fugitive sometimes a bit too seriously?? What were they thinking????
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Nope, technically a spinoff game.
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
That's genuinely kinda surprising, I figured it'd be right up your alley! You should check the series out!
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Because it's PEAK and you're absolutely terminally online enough for it to be reasonable to assume you'd at least HEARD of it, it was a huge thing back when it first released
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
...Euphrates have you not seen Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware???
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Alternatively, I just had this crazy new idea: what if you booted up the game but had your friends all playing as the NPCs pretending to be broken, experimental AI that constantly throws the entire game off

You could even do it in VR, I dunno, that could maybe be a hit
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
You should stream it if that happens
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Apparently there are rumors that they're gonna announce HL3 tomorrow?????? No idea how valid they are but I've seen enough people freaking out about it to at least pay attention
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This might be a reach but is it possible that it's because you're used to hearing it on the TV in Transformers movies
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Hell yeah, you love to hear it! I'm so glad!
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
That sucks a ton, did you at least have fun on your trip?
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 AM
You couldn't sleep so now you're playing Rhythm Heaven, huh
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Yuuuuuuup, there's a certain threshold where you'd be getting such little sleep that it'd almost be better to just stay up all night, I know that threshold well

Hopefully you're able to pass out before then but given that you only have like four hours I fear that point is coming soon
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Oh god yeah those were always some of the worst shifts at my job too, best of luck surviving
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
OH
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hell yeah
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM