&rew wixson
@wix96.bsky.social
i am a war criminal i am a lunatic i am immortal i am the messiah
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December 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
learning today for the very first time in my entire life how much ur opps get paid to hate u when ur a white boy who got a lil motion
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
learning today for the very first time in my entire life how much ur opps get paid to hate u when ur a white boy who got a lil motion
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
*titanic captain wandering through the ballroom thirty minutes before they hit the iceberg*
June 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
*titanic captain wandering through the ballroom thirty minutes before they hit the iceberg*
is the cure to male loneliness selling kilos
June 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
is the cure to male loneliness selling kilos
financial advisors hate this one weird trick
April 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
financial advisors hate this one weird trick
explaining this to a doctor only to discover the exit door from psychedelia was actually just painted on the wall and leaving with a prescription for “idk maybe try meditation?” and a pamphlet titled “accepting your new reality: a guide to permanent visual snow”
April 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
explaining this to a doctor only to discover the exit door from psychedelia was actually just painted on the wall and leaving with a prescription for “idk maybe try meditation?” and a pamphlet titled “accepting your new reality: a guide to permanent visual snow”
we glorify warriors until militarism shows its naked truth—death tallied like quarterly metrics, slaughter transformed into a game. the moment violence becomes too honest about itself is precisely when we cease to call it heroism
April 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
we glorify warriors until militarism shows its naked truth—death tallied like quarterly metrics, slaughter transformed into a game. the moment violence becomes too honest about itself is precisely when we cease to call it heroism
yesterday was the day pitbull ascended from Mr. 305 to Mr. 💯
April 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
yesterday was the day pitbull ascended from Mr. 305 to Mr. 💯
this virtual blackjack dealer has one eye on the game, one eye blinking morse code for “help”
April 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
this virtual blackjack dealer has one eye on the game, one eye blinking morse code for “help”
proof that in this economy, breaking up google is the only policy position that lets you simultaneously “protect the working class” and “own the libs” depending on which podcast you host
April 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
proof that in this economy, breaking up google is the only policy position that lets you simultaneously “protect the working class” and “own the libs” depending on which podcast you host
today the axe will fall upon Ohio—mother nature saw what they did to the cuyahoga river
April 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
today the axe will fall upon Ohio—mother nature saw what they did to the cuyahoga river
get me to god’s country
April 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
get me to god’s country
diner patrons reportedly asked nate if he could predict when his takes would improve, but sadly that's outside his model’s parameters
April 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
diner patrons reportedly asked nate if he could predict when his takes would improve, but sadly that's outside his model’s parameters
every man has three wolves inside him: one that builds libraries, one that builds military units, and one that restarts after getting a suboptimal starting location
April 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
every man has three wolves inside him: one that builds libraries, one that builds military units, and one that restarts after getting a suboptimal starting location
media jokić: “what happened, it’s basketball. i’m pretty sure he didn’t want to make a foul or whatever”
locker room jokić: “our alienation from our labor is directly tied to capitalism's corruption of our relationship with time and failure”
locker room jokić: “our alienation from our labor is directly tied to capitalism's corruption of our relationship with time and failure”
April 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
media jokić: “what happened, it’s basketball. i’m pretty sure he didn’t want to make a foul or whatever”
locker room jokić: “our alienation from our labor is directly tied to capitalism's corruption of our relationship with time and failure”
locker room jokić: “our alienation from our labor is directly tied to capitalism's corruption of our relationship with time and failure”
