When I was sixteen I got into an accident because someone was trying to wave me through a T intersection out of turn.

Not completely on point but I always hated that graphic. That's not how water or umbrellas work.

But does that mean there will be a sale on the third wife?

Oh fuck, do I want to know?

Pretty much most of who I follow would fall in that vein. But I think you would dig Linda Holmes & london mud lark a lot.