Fiction that has left an impression on me: Book of the New Sun by Gene Wolfe, Lolita by Nabokov, The Poisonwood Bible by Kingsolver.

Web serials I love: Super Supportive, Sky Pride

shaking my damn head

The uncensored Grinch song hits pretty hard
youtu.be/m-jFox3G6us?...

somethingpositive.net/2001/12/19/d...

Kylie's influence on you is so bad. You're pouring your coffee on the floor. You're aggressively defending Friends.

Big turnaround in your TV taste, wow.

That's my Carrie White 🥹

That's a valid read. You can't beef it when we're just joshing around.

I read your post as being about trying to remember the absurdity of thinking that everyone around you is putting a bunch of effort into deception.

I thought I would complement it with the absurdity of me being an npc allocating my stats to further this deception.

I'm glad you're feeling pretty, at least. (Having trouble passing the other sentences sorry)

God damnit time for me to put more points into bluff.

Just make sure you drink the coffee instead of turning the whole thing upside down.

It is in fact very horny.

Wow you have two o jobs?

*orwell powerfully clapping his hands*

Being evil with coworkers just isn't as fun.

Breathing well is pretentious