I think I’ve followed you and read your works for so long that the only part I want to argue about is Skyrim being superior to the Commonwealth... which they finally patched to exist again instead of ‘lookup failed’.

The Hell House LLC movies.

Just don’t try to pet the moose or lick anything slightly metallic while outside. Don’t feed the eagles. And always remember:

Winters are long and dark up here. Watching tourists try to brave the winter in their way too expensive outer wear is cheap entertainment. I suppose it’s less of a challenge and more of a “wow, someone can wear that many layers and still walk?” amusement for us.

You know the Alaska challenge is still out there. We usually hit -20 to -30F in January or so.

Or families of those women. Ex-husbands of those women. Or the children themselves who now blame their mothers.

As a mother of autistic child and all that happened/is happening/may happen, I wonder how many self harm letters will be signed “it’s my fault. I took Tylenol.” That’s what terrifies me in this time of disinformation.

Wow. That ending…

Not me but the wise words (other than STFUFriday) of @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com

That donkey is clearly saying the sign is a lie.

With tears in their eyes, sir.