Abraham LinkedIn? He sure is
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Abraham LinkedIn? He sure is
I can't believe @jafoj.bsky.social is getting cancelled on Bluesky before me
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I can't believe @jafoj.bsky.social is getting cancelled on Bluesky before me
Yeah I got the drip. Dripping in shrimp
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Yeah I got the drip. Dripping in shrimp
Another milk victory.
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Another milk victory.
Cornflower? You bet it is
November 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Cornflower? You bet it is
Bigfoot cheeseman
October 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Bigfoot cheeseman
I will not smell Shaq's donuts.
October 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I will not smell Shaq's donuts.
How's THIS better than a pickle????
October 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
How's THIS better than a pickle????
Centipede centipede
October 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Centipede centipede
I've had it with these talking crabs. Take away their legs
September 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I've had it with these talking crabs. Take away their legs
Oh God, the onion!
September 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Oh God, the onion!
I'm stepping on the Scottish trilobite 🦶
September 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I'm stepping on the Scottish trilobite 🦶
Do not deny me. I am forklift certified
September 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Do not deny me. I am forklift certified
Everything is just so big and honkin
September 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Everything is just so big and honkin
Nothing can go wrong with a banana slug
August 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Nothing can go wrong with a banana slug
Speaking of derogatory words, *𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘬𝘺*
August 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Speaking of derogatory words, *𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘬𝘺*
I want to be like Spider-Man, but as a centipede
August 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I want to be like Spider-Man, but as a centipede
They told me the world is my bathroom
August 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
They told me the world is my bathroom
Going for a stroll
August 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Going for a stroll
I don't think Jesus ever met a gnoblin
July 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I don't think Jesus ever met a gnoblin
I am extremist towards lemons
July 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I am extremist towards lemons
When did China get corn?
When were you going to tell me
When were you going to tell me
July 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
When did China get corn?
When were you going to tell me
When were you going to tell me
I am the Anonymous Small
July 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I am the Anonymous Small
MY CREDIT CARD WAS STOLEN BY THE EMBEZZLER
July 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
MY CREDIT CARD WAS STOLEN BY THE EMBEZZLER