Rykie Belles (she/her)
@withaykie.bsky.social
Two 'L's, one 'Y,' but it's not where you thiiiiink || It rhymes with Sticky Trellis || Writer, musician, high-functioning trash goblin || rykiebelles.com || 🩷💜💙
It looks lovely!
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It looks lovely!
"I feel I should warn you all. When a vampire buys it, it's never a pretty sight. Some yell and scream, some go quietly. Some explode, aome implode. But all will try to take you with them."
The text would get progressively smaller and more cramped, like a badly planned handwritten sign.
The text would get progressively smaller and more cramped, like a badly planned handwritten sign.
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"I feel I should warn you all. When a vampire buys it, it's never a pretty sight. Some yell and scream, some go quietly. Some explode, aome implode. But all will try to take you with them."
The text would get progressively smaller and more cramped, like a badly planned handwritten sign.
The text would get progressively smaller and more cramped, like a badly planned handwritten sign.
I wish! That was several phones ago, unfortunately.
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I wish! That was several phones ago, unfortunately.
Stopped even trying to make turkey. I don't like it and it takes forever. In past, we've done honeybaked ham, tacos, and pulled pork and French fries that we shaped into a turkey.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Stopped even trying to make turkey. I don't like it and it takes forever. In past, we've done honeybaked ham, tacos, and pulled pork and French fries that we shaped into a turkey.
I mean, it's not like most corporate retail stores give employers a choice.
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I mean, it's not like most corporate retail stores give employers a choice.
Oh sure, nothing about this seems horribly invasive AT ALL.
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Oh sure, nothing about this seems horribly invasive AT ALL.
Alright, Lucy.
a man in a red coat with a dragon on the front
Alt: A gif of Gary Oldman as the title character in BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA.
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Alright, Lucy.
Do you want shapeshifting daywalker vampires? That's how you get shapeshifting day walker vampires!
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Do you want shapeshifting daywalker vampires? That's how you get shapeshifting day walker vampires!
Leopards eating faces.
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Leopards eating faces.