Wit Happens
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Serving hot takes on today’s news buffet. Equal parts sass, snark, and unsolicited opinions.
I can't believe they didn't see this coming. Does anyone actually think MAGots support the arts???Fucking morons.
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I can't believe they didn't see this coming. Does anyone actually think MAGots support the arts???Fucking morons.
I don't know the past time I saw a bigger slate of loser.
December 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I don't know the past time I saw a bigger slate of loser.
Lmao, that's exactly what you did sweetheart
December 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lmao, that's exactly what you did sweetheart
We don't like dumb ass bots here. We require an IQ of at least 100. I think you took a wrong turn.
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
We don't like dumb ass bots here. We require an IQ of at least 100. I think you took a wrong turn.
I was part of the team that produced the 90s MGM version. Loved that show 🥰
December 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I was part of the team that produced the 90s MGM version. Loved that show 🥰
Bone head MAGotes that think burdening the system with illnesses that could have been prevented are morons.
December 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Bone head MAGotes that think burdening the system with illnesses that could have been prevented are morons.
I can't believe 2.5 mil actually watched it.
December 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I can't believe 2.5 mil actually watched it.
We don't like bots over here. I think you took a wrong turn.
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
We don't like bots over here. I think you took a wrong turn.
Why did they need to announce something we already knew??? Do they just want to make sure their brain dead followers know they are "in control"?
December 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Why did they need to announce something we already knew??? Do they just want to make sure their brain dead followers know they are "in control"?
Acknowledging you are a piece of shit just like the abhorrent human in the white house is more than her little brain can handle.
December 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Acknowledging you are a piece of shit just like the abhorrent human in the white house is more than her little brain can handle.
100%. He could fuck a little blond haired blue eyed child in Times Square while televised then execute her and they WOULD STILL DEFEND HIM. Mainly because they'd be fantasizing it was them doing it. Sick fucks.
December 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
100%. He could fuck a little blond haired blue eyed child in Times Square while televised then execute her and they WOULD STILL DEFEND HIM. Mainly because they'd be fantasizing it was them doing it. Sick fucks.
Those of us with half a brain know why. Dip shits like you can keep defending child rapists.
December 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Those of us with half a brain know why. Dip shits like you can keep defending child rapists.
I bet being this incompetent is exhausting.
December 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I bet being this incompetent is exhausting.
He's a couch fucker, so there's that 🤣
December 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
He's a couch fucker, so there's that 🤣
Yep. It's like watching the last leg being shot out of an injured animal.
December 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Yep. It's like watching the last leg being shot out of an injured animal.
Zoom in if you want to see drool 🤮
December 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Zoom in if you want to see drool 🤮
This could have been our VP.
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This could have been our VP.
He has no interest in Warner Bros. He wants access to and control of CNN before the midterms. What does that tell you?
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
He has no interest in Warner Bros. He wants access to and control of CNN before the midterms. What does that tell you?
Clinton is a womanizer with many faults but he is still 1000 times a better person than Trump will ever be.
December 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Clinton is a womanizer with many faults but he is still 1000 times a better person than Trump will ever be.