You need to smite more

Every time someone says, "I did it!", I think.. you've learned how to make women's underwear seamless? I can't remember which episode of mst3k that was on. But it made me laugh so hard.

The emperor's new groove.. I quote that movie all the time.

I am embarrassed to be white in this country.

I read Night when I was a sophomore in high-school. I cried when I read that book. I was sad when he passed. He would be extremely sad to see the condition of America now.

I think God has washed their hands of this mess and told us we're on our own.

I don't get invited to Christmas tree shopping anymore. Mostly because everyone is going with fake trees..but also because I'm a witch and I like to remind them that their tree has nothing to do with the birth of their savior. 😂