Nono, I meant it in a totally sardonic way, in that "Jesus" (especially the Mormon version) is a completely human construct, and the "divinity of Christ" doctrine is just funny. The Religion majors would get it, and the Xtians would lose their collective brain cells.

Jesus, naturally.

Fair. The "check stupid" light on the dash has been flashing solid for a while now.

Why -- and also how -- was he trying to clean a *loaded*gun?? This doesn't pass the sniff test.

Long tunic or oversize tee might help your aesthetic? Big comfy sweater-coat?

But they've got the Question wrong. The Question is "what do you get when you multiply 6 by 9?", not this newfangled 6 x 7 nonsense! 🐋🌸

You okay now?

Posing for her fans 😂

Objectively, you're a very beautiful woman. You do scan soft and kinda ethereal, which is attractive to good people, but I suppose could be catnip to creeps too. Don't let the f*ckers dim your shine -- own it. Blind them 🌟

Has literally never happened to me, and I've been WWF (Walking While Female) my entire life. So ... congratulations? I guess?
(Seriously. Never. Guess I'm "an acquired taste"?)

He's batshit insane. But we knew that.

Sure (I watched both the ad and the original speech) -- but even if they'd distorted the meaning or taken words out of context, the word for that is "manipulation" or "misrepresentation", maybe "lying" if you only have a third grade vocabulary. But not "cheating". Needs a mental wellness check.

Serious question: how does one "cheat" on a commercial?
Follow-up, equally serious: WTF?

And by "drew seven cards", I mean she attacked the deck and sent them flying everywhere 😅

1) Planchet: possibilities. The pathways of communication are open.
2) Needles: readiness. The tools are at hand.
3) Cast On: begin. The energies gather; now is the time.

You've made your plans, you have your tools. You have the skills you need and allies in the other realms. Get to it.

1) Floss. Delicate,refined, comes in every colour imaginable. Oh the possibilities.
2) Reminder. A string on your finger to remember what's important. Is it a detail? An item? A person? Careful preparation.
3) Sever. A neat snip to end things in a timely,tidy way. Know when to say "enough".