kj (kevil jaureen parody)
witchieee.bsky.social
kj (kevil jaureen parody)
@witchieee.bsky.social
kj (she/her) likes dragon age. trans rights are human rights.
embarassing when i select mild hot and it's still a lil too spicy for me
October 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
tiktok and instagram searches have become utterly unusable with the number of ai voices i have to scroll through to find any legit videos. christ.
July 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I can’t be the only one struggling to clean metal sieves
May 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
the programming language R seems fake to me, what do you mean you assign variables with a lil <- arrow 🤣
May 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
listening to that off*ce podcast against my will i feel like my brain is melting
March 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
why is fake relationship/real feelings the best trope. that mutual pining shit so good.
February 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
fuck EA that's all i'm saying
January 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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January 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I always thought that Castle on the Hill lyric was “one’s brother of a ghost” and I thought that was such a haunting beautiful line but turns out that’s not the lyric 🫠
January 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Squatty potty ppl are so righty yet I know no one with a squatty potty???
December 16, 2024 at 3:19 PM
evanescence fallen album still a banger
December 16, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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On the one hand I would love the immortality that comes with being a vampire, but on the other hand what good is immortality if you can’t have garlic bread?
November 28, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 23, 2024 at 1:54 PM
why do we lift weights at the gym? these weights don’t need lifting. the people yearn to be movers.
November 19, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Men who get mad at you because you’re unhappy with their carelessness are just ???? Like are you actually turning this around onto me.
November 17, 2024 at 2:21 AM
this platform is interesting because it's filled with posts about how "normal" it feels compared to twitter, and then i just ran into 2 vore posts completely unprompted
November 16, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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Today is my birthday and the world is shit. I’m not really up for celebrating, but instead would like to tell you about the Gaza Skate Team and make a simple birthday request.

Read “Hope in the Rubble” on my site: dansinker.com/posts/202…
November 14, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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Morning routine
February 9, 2024 at 7:17 PM