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Sabs Cooper
@witchhatsabs.bsky.social
Luke Skywalker but a lesbian | Manages a comic, book, and board game store | Mad Cave Studios 2021 Talent Search Winner | Canonically a Lumberjane | She/Her
Face + Scent

Wow, everyone’s responses are so fancy. Personally, I use a perfume that comes in a twelve dollar spray bottle made by a gay witch in her garage. It’s called Monster Fucker, and I can’t recommend it highly enough.

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November 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
When the polycule watches Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein:
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Weird thing to tell me on my anniversary but okay.
November 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Flavor Girls is great. More comics should stop in the middle and make the characters play out the plot of House.
October 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
No operation paperclip this time. No escape to Argentina. We cannot share the planet with this evil.
September 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Logging on
September 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Daphne & Velma isn’t simply “underrated” or “a sleeper hit.” It’s Josie & the Pussycats meets Better Off Dead. It’s a Popeye level live action cartoon trapped inside a straight to DVD budget. It’s whimsical queer-coded slapstick camp gold. And it’s my honest to god favorite comedy of the 2010’s.
September 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Mallorie’s zine club is 1000% worth it for the bonus stickers alone.
September 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
September 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I’m gonna say something no one else has the courage to.
September 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Co-star just straight up ambushing me now I guess.
September 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the Sour Dragon Refresher at Sonic (sprite with lemon, grape, and dragon fruit) is a dead ringer for Mountain Dew Pitch Black 2, the sour version released for Halloween in 2005.
August 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Watching Kitchen Nightmares and this waiter looks like Klaus Nomi’s Monster High Doll.
August 18, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Well you’re in very good company.
July 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Custom phone cases are very cool and fun, but the next time you think about getting one, consider asking yourself, “is there even the slightest chance this will ever become a dedicated work phone used by my boss and co-workers to access square anytime a card purchase is made?”
July 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Who could have guessed that ordering clam chowder from a diner at 7:00 pm in 96 degree weather would have resulted in a tummy ache? Has anyone ever been so betrayed by such a flawless series of choices?
July 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
No one can stop you from making all the weird little things that pop into your head.
July 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
July 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Damn, this is actually pretty nuts.
June 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Thanks Google AI Overview, that’s really helpful.
June 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Buy it now so you can say you read this amazing entry by @joecorallo.bsky.social, @chasebluestone.bsky.social, and @letteringbear.bsky.social before it won all the awards! (Is best short story of the year a thing? Because if so this is it for sure.)
June 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Spotify’s trying to start a fight.
May 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from 🎥
April 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oooh, I hadn't seen the prints, these are beautiful!
April 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
One HELL of a debut graphic novel from @paigumondus.bsky.social. Steamy, scary, sorrowful, with a clear and focused voice. Captivating from end to end. And one of the most gorgeously rendered monster ladies I've ever seen.
April 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM