Syf Abbey Sloane
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Syf Abbey Sloane
@witchfinderlament.bsky.social
destined bad girl of semiotics
hot take but the new world is as old as the old world
March 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
smilodon probably wasn’t smiling
March 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
i can’t ride a bike
March 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
the rosetta stone isn’t worth reading
March 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
i could beat carroll baker in a fist fight
March 15, 2025 at 7:26 AM
i can eat more bricks than the average victorian orphan
March 15, 2025 at 7:26 AM
alexander the great is just alex from accounting to me
March 15, 2025 at 7:24 AM
the great hunger wouldn’t have happened if i was around
March 15, 2025 at 7:24 AM
i have decided to become famous so i will start posting problematic things to be unearthed in ten years
March 15, 2025 at 7:24 AM
pauline oliveros teaches at camp rock, circa 2008
February 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
my grandfather remembers to breathe moss

deep at sea with breakheads
remembering to dethrone mountains
sweetened condensed milk thick on his tongue

he sees the orkneys lost in a pacific haze
been too long since he felt cold
saw jagged coast embrace

sputtering starlight of marrow
in his bones
January 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM