talk shit get hit 🎯
September 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
talk shit get hit 🎯
microdosing the eternal conflict between freedom and security by leaving my phone at home
August 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
microdosing the eternal conflict between freedom and security by leaving my phone at home
the radio just said someone is "five strokes back after shooting a 69" and I had to share this
August 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
the radio just said someone is "five strokes back after shooting a 69" and I had to share this
vodka on am August afternoon in Florida might as well be milk for how it feels in my tummy
August 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
vodka on am August afternoon in Florida might as well be milk for how it feels in my tummy
church and cocaine have the same affect on the people who love them and it's that they're boring and insufferable at the same time
July 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
church and cocaine have the same affect on the people who love them and it's that they're boring and insufferable at the same time
work should install bidets
July 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
work should install bidets
we create AI in our image so it makes sense that it doesn't have the capacity to just say "I don't know"
May 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
we create AI in our image so it makes sense that it doesn't have the capacity to just say "I don't know"
I have read 50 books this year so far and they were mostly not very good.
May 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I have read 50 books this year so far and they were mostly not very good.
finishing all 10 seasons of Blacklist was torture but I did it for Zaddy.
April 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
finishing all 10 seasons of Blacklist was torture but I did it for Zaddy.
either it is pride month or or it is Halloween there is no in between 🌈🎃🖤
April 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
either it is pride month or or it is Halloween there is no in between 🌈🎃🖤
eating radish coins with my sandwich like they're chips. they are chips. made of radish.
March 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
eating radish coins with my sandwich like they're chips. they are chips. made of radish.
i dreamed a guy's shitty superpower was summoning boats (from elsewhere) and he summoned a cruise ship to impress a date and flooded the town.
March 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
i dreamed a guy's shitty superpower was summoning boats (from elsewhere) and he summoned a cruise ship to impress a date and flooded the town.
i dreamed Cleveland's reputation was as a bastion for swingers
March 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i dreamed Cleveland's reputation was as a bastion for swingers
I am sick but I took a hot hot shower which helps a little bit and a little bit is a lot sometimes
March 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I am sick but I took a hot hot shower which helps a little bit and a little bit is a lot sometimes
Ani Difranco in concert was amazing
March 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Ani Difranco in concert was amazing
it is almost Halloween honestly
March 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
it is almost Halloween honestly
coffee smelled so good today I just had to wake up early
March 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
coffee smelled so good today I just had to wake up early
we need less bullshit
February 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
we need less bullshit
Reposted by Kit Witchcock
You know that dating app where girls can get in but if you're a guy you have to be endorsed by a few women? we need that but for social media. girls, theys, and gays get in but men have to be endorsed
February 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
You know that dating app where girls can get in but if you're a guy you have to be endorsed by a few women? we need that but for social media. girls, theys, and gays get in but men have to be endorsed
another perfect sunset! I love working part time
February 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
another perfect sunset! I love working part time
i would like more interaction than this as it is difficult to contribute to and build community with tweets
February 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
i would like more interaction than this as it is difficult to contribute to and build community with tweets
i am reading and watching the sunset from my living room
January 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
i am reading and watching the sunset from my living room
at least Nosferatu was good
January 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
at least Nosferatu was good
school costs too much i wouldn't b so bitter if it weren't on purpose
January 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
school costs too much i wouldn't b so bitter if it weren't on purpose