I got a few ocs that I think you would absolutely smash out of the park 💖 artistic nudity is totally good with me for any of them!! they're all AFAB transmasc 💖

you smell fruity*

*you smell gay

*sniff sniff*

I always say that if I put ten things on the ground in no particular order he would immediately find the thing I wanted him to fuck with least and destroy it first

he can hear! he just likes to ignore me when it's convenient for him lmfao

he also has REALLY good vision, he can see me from all the way across the apartment and he ALWAYS knows when I'm looking at/taking about him even if I don't say his name haha

when I had bottom surgery, he hid my painkillers under the couch

he was abandoned by his previous owners, who asked me to babysit him and just never came back. I've never been so happy for someone to be a negligent monster of a pet owner. he's annoying and he bites, but I wouldn't have him any other way.

this is my bitey bastard, his name is mosquito - don't let his face fool you, he's a fucking monster lmfao (but yes, MY fucking monster)

thank you so much 😭😭😭😭 I'm really proud of it!!!!!