Akira Beebee
@witchbeanqueen.bsky.social
I'm a witchy bean, Goblin Queen, meme creator, opera singer, TTRPG player, video game obsessed, Tolkien indulging, Non-Binary chaos creature 🫰🏳️🌈 she/they
Winter and Spring out here like they're fighting for custody
March 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Winter and Spring out here like they're fighting for custody
I told you, I told y'all that people are going to die and a LOT of people said I was over reacting.
Rest in Power, Sam. You didn't deserve this. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🕯
Rest in Power, Sam. You didn't deserve this. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🕯
February 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I told you, I told y'all that people are going to die and a LOT of people said I was over reacting.
Rest in Power, Sam. You didn't deserve this. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🕯
Rest in Power, Sam. You didn't deserve this. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🕯
Taking the boys out to potty and it's snowing. What I tried to do was start singing "Winter Wonderland" but what my BRAIN DID was 🎶Lacey thiiings.....the wife is missing....didn't aaaask for her permission....I'm wearing her clothes.....her silk pantihose.....walkin' 'round in women's underwear🎶
February 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Taking the boys out to potty and it's snowing. What I tried to do was start singing "Winter Wonderland" but what my BRAIN DID was 🎶Lacey thiiings.....the wife is missing....didn't aaaask for her permission....I'm wearing her clothes.....her silk pantihose.....walkin' 'round in women's underwear🎶
Hello! Do you want to hear a song about women who are muses but also super talented in their own right and two of the famous women mentioned are trans women??
OF COURSE YOU DO!
OF COURSE YOU DO!
For Elise - Saint Motel (LYRIC)
YouTube video by Matthew Noaks
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February 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Hello! Do you want to hear a song about women who are muses but also super talented in their own right and two of the famous women mentioned are trans women??
OF COURSE YOU DO!
OF COURSE YOU DO!
I'm sure more than one of you will appreciate a good Princess Bride joke -
Me reaching for the controller:
Greg: It's dead
Me, turns it on, it lasts long enough to turn off the Playstation:
Me: There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.
Me reaching for the controller:
Greg: It's dead
Me, turns it on, it lasts long enough to turn off the Playstation:
Me: There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.
February 12, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I'm sure more than one of you will appreciate a good Princess Bride joke -
Me reaching for the controller:
Greg: It's dead
Me, turns it on, it lasts long enough to turn off the Playstation:
Me: There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.
Me reaching for the controller:
Greg: It's dead
Me, turns it on, it lasts long enough to turn off the Playstation:
Me: There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.
"Your ancestors would be ashamed of you"
My brother in Christ my ancestors would lose their minds knowing I've got salt in the cupboard. Knowing that I own clothes with purple dye. They would gag that I live in an era of such decadence that vanilla is considered "plain" Ancestors think I've made it
My brother in Christ my ancestors would lose their minds knowing I've got salt in the cupboard. Knowing that I own clothes with purple dye. They would gag that I live in an era of such decadence that vanilla is considered "plain" Ancestors think I've made it
February 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"Your ancestors would be ashamed of you"
My brother in Christ my ancestors would lose their minds knowing I've got salt in the cupboard. Knowing that I own clothes with purple dye. They would gag that I live in an era of such decadence that vanilla is considered "plain" Ancestors think I've made it
My brother in Christ my ancestors would lose their minds knowing I've got salt in the cupboard. Knowing that I own clothes with purple dye. They would gag that I live in an era of such decadence that vanilla is considered "plain" Ancestors think I've made it
Pain is so bad this morning that I'm walking around like Igor from Nightmare Before Christmas
a cartoon character is standing next to a wall in a dark room with bones in the foreground .
Alt: a comically grotesque cartoon character is in a dark room with bones in the foreground it is limping into the foreground carrying rolls of paper
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February 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Pain is so bad this morning that I'm walking around like Igor from Nightmare Before Christmas
When you roll up to your mental health building and you see "Black Lives Matter" and "Protect Trans Kids" flags and signs you know you're in the right place.
February 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
When you roll up to your mental health building and you see "Black Lives Matter" and "Protect Trans Kids" flags and signs you know you're in the right place.
Y'all I'm so stressed if you shoved a piece of coal up my ass in 3 days you'd have a diamond 😩
February 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Y'all I'm so stressed if you shoved a piece of coal up my ass in 3 days you'd have a diamond 😩
Me, exhausted, restless sleep, in pain:
My brain for literally no reason: 🎶I PUT MY HAND UPON YOUR HIP! WHEN I DIP YOU DIP WE DIP! YOU PUT YOUR HAND UPON MY HIP! WHEN YOU DIP I DIP WE DIP!!🎶
My brain for literally no reason: 🎶I PUT MY HAND UPON YOUR HIP! WHEN I DIP YOU DIP WE DIP! YOU PUT YOUR HAND UPON MY HIP! WHEN YOU DIP I DIP WE DIP!!🎶
a cartoon dog with a black spot on its ear is standing on a yellow surface .
Alt: a cartoon dog with a black spot on its ear is standing on a yellow surface and is dancing
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February 3, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Me, exhausted, restless sleep, in pain:
My brain for literally no reason: 🎶I PUT MY HAND UPON YOUR HIP! WHEN I DIP YOU DIP WE DIP! YOU PUT YOUR HAND UPON MY HIP! WHEN YOU DIP I DIP WE DIP!!🎶
My brain for literally no reason: 🎶I PUT MY HAND UPON YOUR HIP! WHEN I DIP YOU DIP WE DIP! YOU PUT YOUR HAND UPON MY HIP! WHEN YOU DIP I DIP WE DIP!!🎶
Look all I'm saying is that 1789 France had the right idea
a wooden guillotine is sitting on a wooden stand on a table .
Alt: a wooden guillotine is sitting on a wooden stand on a table
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February 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Look all I'm saying is that 1789 France had the right idea
Over on tiktok professors are giving lectures and classes on a lot of subjects. It's called Hillman University and I've already signed up for sign language. I'll post a Google doc with a list of subjects so far! docs.google.com/file/d/1mfd_...
Hillmantok_University_Course_List_Spring_2025.xlsx
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January 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Over on tiktok professors are giving lectures and classes on a lot of subjects. It's called Hillman University and I've already signed up for sign language. I'll post a Google doc with a list of subjects so far! docs.google.com/file/d/1mfd_...
I may or may not have made this today with the current events in mind
January 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I may or may not have made this today with the current events in mind
"If you look for the helpers you'll know that there's hope." - Mr. Rogers
January 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"If you look for the helpers you'll know that there's hope." - Mr. Rogers
I've been released from my burned hand cocoon!!!!! Got the bandages off today, will have to put the antibiotic cream on it for a few more days but I'll be good as new in a few weeks! Until then, the skin on my hand feels *~WEIRD~*
January 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I've been released from my burned hand cocoon!!!!! Got the bandages off today, will have to put the antibiotic cream on it for a few more days but I'll be good as new in a few weeks! Until then, the skin on my hand feels *~WEIRD~*
My partner was going to do laundry so I handed him my bra after taking it off without taking off my shirt and my dog looked at me like I'd performed the most unbelievable magic trick he'd ever seen. Wait until I tell him most people that wear bras can do this 😂
January 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My partner was going to do laundry so I handed him my bra after taking it off without taking off my shirt and my dog looked at me like I'd performed the most unbelievable magic trick he'd ever seen. Wait until I tell him most people that wear bras can do this 😂
Since our furnace isn't working, we've been using space heaters. I went to bed before my partner last night but we watched TV before I went to bed. I walk into the bedroom and he'd turned the heater on to preheat the room for me. Get you a partner that does little things without asking 💜
January 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Since our furnace isn't working, we've been using space heaters. I went to bed before my partner last night but we watched TV before I went to bed. I walk into the bedroom and he'd turned the heater on to preheat the room for me. Get you a partner that does little things without asking 💜
Burned myself real good on cooking oil. It splashed and I used my hand to protect my partner from getting burned and got 2nd degree burns as a result. Doing ok, I've got antibiotics and am home 💜 what a year 😂
January 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Burned myself real good on cooking oil. It splashed and I used my hand to protect my partner from getting burned and got 2nd degree burns as a result. Doing ok, I've got antibiotics and am home 💜 what a year 😂
So I was waiting in my doctor's office for 30 minutes past my appointment time but I ain't even mad cause she was on the phone screaming at an insurance rep reading them for filth and I'm just sitting in the waiting room like
a woman sits in a chair drinking from a cup
Alt: a woman sits in a chair drinking tea from a cup
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January 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
So I was waiting in my doctor's office for 30 minutes past my appointment time but I ain't even mad cause she was on the phone screaming at an insurance rep reading them for filth and I'm just sitting in the waiting room like
Look.....I know that this is probably a formatting error and that it's supposed to be "Best by August 27th 2025" but it *looks* like August 2725 and I'm just laughing at the idea of my juice being good until Cyberpunk 2077
January 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Look.....I know that this is probably a formatting error and that it's supposed to be "Best by August 27th 2025" but it *looks* like August 2725 and I'm just laughing at the idea of my juice being good until Cyberpunk 2077
Me every time I miss the charging port on my phone:
Man, Sherlock is going to think I'm an alcoholic
Man, Sherlock is going to think I'm an alcoholic
January 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Me every time I miss the charging port on my phone:
Man, Sherlock is going to think I'm an alcoholic
Man, Sherlock is going to think I'm an alcoholic
The Pachycephalosaurus is my favorite dinosaur because I, too, wish to solve my problems by headbutting them.
a t-rex is standing in a stadium with a purple background
Alt: a Pachycephalosaurus is standing in a stadium with a purple background while it charges up a headbutt attack
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January 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The Pachycephalosaurus is my favorite dinosaur because I, too, wish to solve my problems by headbutting them.
Look, I'm not saying that David Bowie was holding the fabric of the universe together, but ever since his death *gestures vaguely at everything*
January 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Look, I'm not saying that David Bowie was holding the fabric of the universe together, but ever since his death *gestures vaguely at everything*
My friend and I playing a scary game, something scary happens-
Her: OH AH! OH! EE OH AH OH!
Me: 🎶YEAH COME ON AND ROCK ME AMADEUS🎶
Her: OH AH! OH! EE OH AH OH!
Me: 🎶YEAH COME ON AND ROCK ME AMADEUS🎶
a man in a tuxedo is standing in front of a group of people and says rock me amadeus .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is standing in front of a group of people and says rock me amadeus .
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January 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My friend and I playing a scary game, something scary happens-
Her: OH AH! OH! EE OH AH OH!
Me: 🎶YEAH COME ON AND ROCK ME AMADEUS🎶
Her: OH AH! OH! EE OH AH OH!
Me: 🎶YEAH COME ON AND ROCK ME AMADEUS🎶