Snapple 🌧 and Snapple🔥
My two favorites.

Oooo, I think Supernatural is going to be my T-day cooking background.

We can't afford therapy, and most of us can't miss work. Drunk and crunk it is.

Nice thing about being an adult in a legal state is: my parents both smoked with me as an adult. 💜💨

If the state had to request it, then it isn't a voluntary recall.

Meta did it to themselves. The policies,throttling of content that the users wanted, and adding things no one wanted (online status 😤) is actively driving people away.

He needs counciling, she needs a divorce.

The aliens living in the ocean aren't going to destroy our country and gut my rights as a human being.