Michael
@wiswimcoach.bsky.social
Love the idea of golf more than the eternal search for my ball. Democratic socialist. Dog owner. Shoe obsessor.
This is exactly what I was here for. We need more unwinnable declarations.
December 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This is exactly what I was here for. We need more unwinnable declarations.
"Yeah, we all had the plague when I was a kid. You had it, then Jimmy's mom would bring him to your house so he could get it. Then you were immune for life. What's the big deal now?"
December 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"Yeah, we all had the plague when I was a kid. You had it, then Jimmy's mom would bring him to your house so he could get it. Then you were immune for life. What's the big deal now?"
Did Zach do this headline?
December 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Did Zach do this headline?
We have long said this about you.
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
We have long said this about you.
Is there a petition circulating to make this a 2 hr production? Do I just reach out to my Congressman directly, or...?
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Is there a petition circulating to make this a 2 hr production? Do I just reach out to my Congressman directly, or...?
All podcasts: a lot. 22,500
Top podcast: not that much ...4,887
Top podcast: not that much ...4,887
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
All podcasts: a lot. 22,500
Top podcast: not that much ...4,887
Top podcast: not that much ...4,887
They're beautiful, you should be proud. What are their names?
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
They're beautiful, you should be proud. What are their names?
It's.... something. I am impressed with the lullaby feel. But what a wild genre for it.
I feel as though I need to suppress snark though, as I'm apparently 85 and don't want to come off crotchety.
I feel as though I need to suppress snark though, as I'm apparently 85 and don't want to come off crotchety.
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It's.... something. I am impressed with the lullaby feel. But what a wild genre for it.
I feel as though I need to suppress snark though, as I'm apparently 85 and don't want to come off crotchety.
I feel as though I need to suppress snark though, as I'm apparently 85 and don't want to come off crotchety.
I have questions about "Lord of the Rings for Sleep"
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I have questions about "Lord of the Rings for Sleep"
But looking at your list, I'm starting to feel as old as they say I am.
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
But looking at your list, I'm starting to feel as old as they say I am.
I'm freaking COPING with mine. Apparently being diverse in my tastes told them to attack me maliciously.
December 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I'm freaking COPING with mine. Apparently being diverse in my tastes told them to attack me maliciously.
Really, first time now?? My opinion: other albums have more commercial hits, but that one has so many songs that make me feel a specific way. They're like mood amplifiers.
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Really, first time now?? My opinion: other albums have more commercial hits, but that one has so many songs that make me feel a specific way. They're like mood amplifiers.
Is *this* what you're thinking of?
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Is *this* what you're thinking of?
It's weird how different parts of our lives change the way we view the albums though. I hated Midnights and TPD at first, and have come around to a lot of it.
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It's weird how different parts of our lives change the way we view the albums though. I hated Midnights and TPD at first, and have come around to a lot of it.
I'm reevaluating things, and doing it like a psychopath using Chrome on desktop. It's showing me different spotify clips and so many of them are SO WEIRD. There's an electric chair?!
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I'm reevaluating things, and doing it like a psychopath using Chrome on desktop. It's showing me different spotify clips and so many of them are SO WEIRD. There's an electric chair?!
All this to say...Midnights is NOT among her best. Statistically, has the lowest number of bangers per album.
<don't make me show my work, please>
<don't make me show my work, please>
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
All this to say...Midnights is NOT among her best. Statistically, has the lowest number of bangers per album.
<don't make me show my work, please>
<don't make me show my work, please>
I worry that I'm saying too much about myself, but there's a spreadsheet I've used to settle this.
1) Red
2) Folklore
3) Reputation
.....
9) Midnights
10) Fearless
11) Taylor Swift
12) Life of a Showgirl
1) Red
2) Folklore
3) Reputation
.....
9) Midnights
10) Fearless
11) Taylor Swift
12) Life of a Showgirl
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I worry that I'm saying too much about myself, but there's a spreadsheet I've used to settle this.
1) Red
2) Folklore
3) Reputation
.....
9) Midnights
10) Fearless
11) Taylor Swift
12) Life of a Showgirl
1) Red
2) Folklore
3) Reputation
.....
9) Midnights
10) Fearless
11) Taylor Swift
12) Life of a Showgirl
This is a hot take I will not support.
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This is a hot take I will not support.
If twitter existed then, this woulda been super accurate in the 1600s if posted by the Wampanoag people.
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
If twitter existed then, this woulda been super accurate in the 1600s if posted by the Wampanoag people.
I think the next "one up" while remaining classy is to get interviewed by National Public Radio.
Then,
2) NY Times Best Seller
3) Nobel Prize (non-peace)
4) Cure a disease
5) Nobel Prize (peace)
So, largely doable! But don't get into an arms race.
Then,
2) NY Times Best Seller
3) Nobel Prize (non-peace)
4) Cure a disease
5) Nobel Prize (peace)
So, largely doable! But don't get into an arms race.
December 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I think the next "one up" while remaining classy is to get interviewed by National Public Radio.
Then,
2) NY Times Best Seller
3) Nobel Prize (non-peace)
4) Cure a disease
5) Nobel Prize (peace)
So, largely doable! But don't get into an arms race.
Then,
2) NY Times Best Seller
3) Nobel Prize (non-peace)
4) Cure a disease
5) Nobel Prize (peace)
So, largely doable! But don't get into an arms race.