Sorry buddy, it's your job to fix this mess. We're all willing to help but the American people need to prove to the world they don't want this regime.

So now you're surviving the horror with a magical gun.

The Liberal Party is the new Conservative Party

Delete the Trump brand from history. Remove his name and likeness from anywhere it is writ. Especially from buildings. And do it while he's alive so that he can feel the terror of being turned into nothing, so he knows he'll be forgotten in a few generations. /end

A few pharaohs, such as Akhenaten and Tutankhamun had their names and likeness defaced so they would be forgotten by history. So I propose: someone should make a virus that trolls the internet and deletes Trump and his cronies names and censors their faces from images. /3

Some faced mob justice like Mussolini and Ghadaffi. But I don't believe execution is appropriate for any crime, while even a lifetime in jail wouldn't be sufficient for the crimes were witnessing. So I suggest we go the Ancient Egyptian route: Erase their names from history. 2/

My son graduated from trade school 6 months ago and has yet to find work, so he's decided to enlist. He's a machinist and there are a dozen shops in our area he could work at but none of them are taking on apprentices.

Until some A-hole put RAISINS IN THEM

But then no one in the government would have any balls

Carney might not be a real liberal, but at least he's realer conservative than PP. Maybe he should run to be leader of the CPC too...

That game was worth it just for the intro

What are leftover French fries? I've never heard of such a thing.