The Wise Garden Gnome
@wisegardengnome.bsky.social
A garden gnome running on mushroom tea and blueberry scones.
Offering whimsical advice no one asked for… or did you?
Offering whimsical advice no one asked for… or did you?
"Even the tallest tree whispers soft in the night,
for strength is gentlest when it knows its own height."
- The Garden Gnome
for strength is gentlest when it knows its own height."
- The Garden Gnome
September 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"Even the tallest tree whispers soft in the night,
for strength is gentlest when it knows its own height."
- The Garden Gnome
for strength is gentlest when it knows its own height."
- The Garden Gnome
Every time you walk into a spiderweb, a witch gets her broom.
- The Garden Gnome
- The Garden Gnome
August 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Every time you walk into a spiderweb, a witch gets her broom.
- The Garden Gnome
- The Garden Gnome
A caterpillar rests on a leaf,
A butterfly flutters in the sun,
I dream of a peaceful garden,
Where I sit among flowers as one.
- The Garden Gnome
A butterfly flutters in the sun,
I dream of a peaceful garden,
Where I sit among flowers as one.
- The Garden Gnome
August 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
A caterpillar rests on a leaf,
A butterfly flutters in the sun,
I dream of a peaceful garden,
Where I sit among flowers as one.
- The Garden Gnome
A butterfly flutters in the sun,
I dream of a peaceful garden,
Where I sit among flowers as one.
- The Garden Gnome
A tea mouse is never late,
And they never turn down a meal,
Even if they just ate.
- The Garden Gnome.
And they never turn down a meal,
Even if they just ate.
- The Garden Gnome.
August 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
A tea mouse is never late,
And they never turn down a meal,
Even if they just ate.
- The Garden Gnome.
And they never turn down a meal,
Even if they just ate.
- The Garden Gnome.
Toes are gross but I am really glad I have them.
- The Garden Gnome
- The Garden Gnome
August 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Toes are gross but I am really glad I have them.
- The Garden Gnome
- The Garden Gnome
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Bunnies like to lie on their back in the field rows,
As the wind blows the wildflower tickle their tiny toes.
- The Garden Gnome
#gnomewisdom #gardenwhimsy #bunnylife #tinytoes #fieldmagic #wildflowerjoy #cottagecore
As the wind blows the wildflower tickle their tiny toes.
- The Garden Gnome
#gnomewisdom #gardenwhimsy #bunnylife #tinytoes #fieldmagic #wildflowerjoy #cottagecore
August 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Bunnies like to lie on their back in the field rows,
As the wind blows the wildflower tickle their tiny toes.
- The Garden Gnome
#gnomewisdom #gardenwhimsy #bunnylife #tinytoes #fieldmagic #wildflowerjoy #cottagecore
As the wind blows the wildflower tickle their tiny toes.
- The Garden Gnome
#gnomewisdom #gardenwhimsy #bunnylife #tinytoes #fieldmagic #wildflowerjoy #cottagecore
If you bring a hedgehog a tiny cake,
Soon a fast friend you will make,
But assuming they will share would be a mistake.
- The Garden Gnome
#folklore #fairytail #whimsical #garden #gnome #advice #lifeadvice
Soon a fast friend you will make,
But assuming they will share would be a mistake.
- The Garden Gnome
#folklore #fairytail #whimsical #garden #gnome #advice #lifeadvice
July 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If you bring a hedgehog a tiny cake,
Soon a fast friend you will make,
But assuming they will share would be a mistake.
- The Garden Gnome
#folklore #fairytail #whimsical #garden #gnome #advice #lifeadvice
Soon a fast friend you will make,
But assuming they will share would be a mistake.
- The Garden Gnome
#folklore #fairytail #whimsical #garden #gnome #advice #lifeadvice
When visited by a moth always offer a light,
It will absolutely brighten their night.
- The Garden Gnome
#whimsical #folklore #advice #gardengnome #wisdom #garden
It will absolutely brighten their night.
- The Garden Gnome
#whimsical #folklore #advice #gardengnome #wisdom #garden
July 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
When visited by a moth always offer a light,
It will absolutely brighten their night.
- The Garden Gnome
#whimsical #folklore #advice #gardengnome #wisdom #garden
It will absolutely brighten their night.
- The Garden Gnome
#whimsical #folklore #advice #gardengnome #wisdom #garden
A cricket will amiably drink tea.
They appear quite dapper -
everyone would agree.
- The Garden Gnome
#folklore #fairytale #whimsical #cute #lifeadvice
They appear quite dapper -
everyone would agree.
- The Garden Gnome
#folklore #fairytale #whimsical #cute #lifeadvice
July 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
A cricket will amiably drink tea.
They appear quite dapper -
everyone would agree.
- The Garden Gnome
#folklore #fairytale #whimsical #cute #lifeadvice
They appear quite dapper -
everyone would agree.
- The Garden Gnome
#folklore #fairytale #whimsical #cute #lifeadvice
Samuel the oyster once asked Brad the barnacle for a hand.
The barnacle laughed and lent a tentacle.
He asked Samuel to kindly not make a spectacle.
- The Garden Gnome
#whimsical #cute #lifeadvice #advice #fairytail #folklore
The barnacle laughed and lent a tentacle.
He asked Samuel to kindly not make a spectacle.
- The Garden Gnome
#whimsical #cute #lifeadvice #advice #fairytail #folklore
July 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Samuel the oyster once asked Brad the barnacle for a hand.
The barnacle laughed and lent a tentacle.
He asked Samuel to kindly not make a spectacle.
- The Garden Gnome
#whimsical #cute #lifeadvice #advice #fairytail #folklore
The barnacle laughed and lent a tentacle.
He asked Samuel to kindly not make a spectacle.
- The Garden Gnome
#whimsical #cute #lifeadvice #advice #fairytail #folklore
There once was a crab who was in a bad mood,
and that is why your bisque tastes like it has a bad attitude.
#cute #garden #gnome #lifeadvice #whimsical
and that is why your bisque tastes like it has a bad attitude.
#cute #garden #gnome #lifeadvice #whimsical
July 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
There once was a crab who was in a bad mood,
and that is why your bisque tastes like it has a bad attitude.
#cute #garden #gnome #lifeadvice #whimsical
and that is why your bisque tastes like it has a bad attitude.
#cute #garden #gnome #lifeadvice #whimsical
The formal regalia of the forest nymphs,
began one midnight, between the thistle and the sage.
It was then they realized—
all of the garden was a stage.
- The Garden Gnome
began one midnight, between the thistle and the sage.
It was then they realized—
all of the garden was a stage.
- The Garden Gnome
July 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The formal regalia of the forest nymphs,
began one midnight, between the thistle and the sage.
It was then they realized—
all of the garden was a stage.
- The Garden Gnome
began one midnight, between the thistle and the sage.
It was then they realized—
all of the garden was a stage.
- The Garden Gnome
A robin sits upon her nest.
As a mother, she is the very best.
-The Garden Gnome
As a mother, she is the very best.
-The Garden Gnome
July 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A robin sits upon her nest.
As a mother, she is the very best.
-The Garden Gnome
As a mother, she is the very best.
-The Garden Gnome
A little old lady sat amongst the magnolias,
quietly weaving spiderwebs,
hanging them for the morning mist,
to string with jewels.
- The Garden Gnome
quietly weaving spiderwebs,
hanging them for the morning mist,
to string with jewels.
- The Garden Gnome
July 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
A little old lady sat amongst the magnolias,
quietly weaving spiderwebs,
hanging them for the morning mist,
to string with jewels.
- The Garden Gnome
quietly weaving spiderwebs,
hanging them for the morning mist,
to string with jewels.
- The Garden Gnome
To hear the truth, speak to a stone at dawn and listen till noon.
- The Garden Gnome
- The Garden Gnome
July 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
To hear the truth, speak to a stone at dawn and listen till noon.
- The Garden Gnome
- The Garden Gnome
If you braid a fox’s whiskers, he will make off with your sister.
-The Garden Gnome
-The Garden Gnome
July 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If you braid a fox’s whiskers, he will make off with your sister.
-The Garden Gnome
-The Garden Gnome
When a beetle tickles your toes, expect rain.
-The Garden Gnome
#garden #gardengnome #whimsicaladvice #advice #knowledge #folklore #mystery #gnome #happy #joy #love
-The Garden Gnome
#garden #gardengnome #whimsicaladvice #advice #knowledge #folklore #mystery #gnome #happy #joy #love
July 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
When a beetle tickles your toes, expect rain.
-The Garden Gnome
#garden #gardengnome #whimsicaladvice #advice #knowledge #folklore #mystery #gnome #happy #joy #love
-The Garden Gnome
#garden #gardengnome #whimsicaladvice #advice #knowledge #folklore #mystery #gnome #happy #joy #love