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Sam
@wisami.bsky.social
I bought a mattress that was specifically marketed for side sleepers so tell me why it feels like it's trying to wrench my shoulder out of its socket every night
August 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
i know there's some kid out there with that specific kind of autism who insists on pronouncing it "Shtibidi Toilet"

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July 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
started wearing shorts and this is game changing
June 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
im scared please come watch me play fnaf so i can be less scared www.twitch.tv/wisami
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June 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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June 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I feel like there's a positive correlation between how unzipped I am and how many times I say "sorry" in a day.
May 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
RIP Peter David. I was looking for back issues of his Hulk and Spider-Man 2099 runs the day he passed away and I'm a little in shock.
May 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I did it.
May 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Second hand smoke enjoyer
April 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
go white boy go
March 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Living in the city is draining me of all energy. I am so tired of concrete.
February 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I need new binoculars
February 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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February 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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White Boy STUNS by Ordering in Perfect Ewok-ese
February 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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spent 10 hours helping count birds 👍
December 21, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Trying to enjoy things while ignoring that nagging voice in the back of my head telling me that my interests are "not real" just because I keep jumping from one thing to another.
December 3, 2024 at 7:36 AM
I love these little guys
November 30, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Thinking about having a whole week off: 😀😘😜
Actually having a whole week off: 🙃🫠🤪
November 29, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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Thanks so much for the follows everyone! Its great to see there's already a good community here :) Since this is a fresh account, let me introduce you to my research!

I study how birds perceive and categorize different types of threats, and how they communicate that information to others (thread)
November 28, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Reading last months taxonomy patch notes after noticing American Barn Owls being listed under Tyto furcata and not T. alba
November 25, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Very good bird day :)
November 25, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I would like one night without nightmares please ☝️
November 24, 2024 at 2:14 PM
imagining a grown adult man watching parkour videos in his free time and having a little chuckle
November 24, 2024 at 5:51 AM
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GNX | Kendrick Lamar
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November 22, 2024 at 8:19 PM
How cold it is and how early it gets dark are doing wonders for my mental health :)
November 21, 2024 at 11:49 PM