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Andrew V.
@wiredman11.bsky.social
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I like art, video games, and dumb jokes.

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I found this awesome dinosaur skeleton truck at Goodwill.
January 11, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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YouTube algorithm hits sometimes
A screenshot of YouTube showing a preview for a video titled "Lps~ The JFK assassination" from user 'DjdoggyLPS'. The video thumbnail shows two toy animals--on the left is a pink cat with a large bow on its head; on the right is a light brown dog. Both toys have overly large heads and huge eyes. The video is 20 minutes long, was uploaded 12 years ago, and has 770K views.
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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Christmas tree spotted at the construction site 😊
A night-time photo of a building under construction. A Christmas tree with colorful lights is visible on the uppermost floor of the building.
December 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Someone is having a very normal night on my local Craigslist.
A screenshot of a Craigslist posting with the title "DeepDream Anthromorphism REJECTED, NO CONSENT POSSIBLE. The body text reads "Google DeepDream is Ai anthromorphism to turn humans into animals! Qanon is complicit! We reject anthromorphism in all its forms, RESIST ALL! Google is the devil!!!!!"
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Minecraft banana?
A photo of a banana with a Minecraft advertisement on the sticker.
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Anyone left their bananas behind on the Blue Line this evening?
A photo of a small bunch of bananas on the floor of a public transit vehicle. The bananas are moderately bruised.
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Yuri is coming to San Jose 😳
A photo of an electronic billboard. The word "YURI" is emblazoned across the top in a bold all caps font. In the center, a woman poses, looking into the camera with a glowing aura surrounding her. A lineup of other women are visible behind her. In the background, the United States flag waves dramatically. Smaller text along the right side reads: ICŌNICA USA TOUR 4 DIC ——— SAN JOSÉ, CA SAN JOSÉ CIVIC
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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What year is it?
A screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail for a video titled 'Cobalt - A Halo 2 Trick Jumping Film'. The video was uploaded 4 days ago.
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Shout-out to whoever drives this car.
A photo of a car with amusing bumper stickers. Some examples: How am I driving? I'm not, this car is being driven by 700 rats. Keep honking; I'm listening to ska and you're in the band now Mothman is real and he stole my catalytic converter
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Get baited, idiot.
A photo of a small black cat looking out a sliding glass door at a cardboard cutout of a squirrel.
November 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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At the Halloween punk rock show.
A photo of a four-piece band playing on a small stage.
November 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Happy Halloween!
A photo of four people dressed as the main characters from Scooby Doo (Velma, Shaggy, Daphne, and Fred) posing in an office.
October 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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I found that "Good Boy" movie everyone is talking about. It doesn't look very scary to me.
A photo of a DVD case for a movie titled 'Good Boy!'. Five dogs of varying breeds are perched on the roof of a simple wooden doghouse. A boy's upper body is visible in front of the doghouse door. The boy is wearing a red long-sleeve shirt, a red baseball cap, and is smiling at the viewer. The tagline at the top reads "Rover is about to take over". A quote across the bottom proclaims the movie as "one of the year's best family films".
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Yooooo this place has the mega pupusa
Photo of a restaurant menu showing a "MEGA PUPUSA (14 inches)"
October 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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September 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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How did this get on my YouTube recommended page 😂
Screenshot of a YouTube video preview. The thumbnail shows an anime-style male figure in a dark room staring into the camera with a soft expression. The title of the video is "Soft Boyfriend tucks you into bed before dropping 15 metal pipes ASMR". The video was published 1 year ago and has 910K views.
August 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Literally me a couple hours ago
A crudely-drawn and edited two-panel meme. In the first panel, a stick figure sits on the floor with lots of black lines drawn over the top of them and all around them. An open door is behind the person. In the next panel, a Volkswagen Golf GTI appears in the doorway. The stick figure is standing with their arms up in the air and their face is flush with excitement. Text above the stick figure says "omg Golf GTI hi!!!"
August 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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A screenshot showing Destiny 2 being downloaded on Steam. Meme with bugs bunny in a suit looking dejected and holding a flintlock pistol with text overlaid: LORD FORGIVE ME BUT ITS TIME TO GO BACK TO THA OLD ME
July 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Free Detolf... when the wife makes you get rid of all your anime figures 😞
Screenshot of a Craigslist post in the "free stuff" section showing a "glass tower display case from IKEA". This popular shelf is commonly used to display anime figurines.
June 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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This thing?
June 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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All the replacement jugs for the water cooler at work have been used up, so I'm forced to drink the bottled spicy water instead. I don't understand how anyone can prefer this over normal flat water.
A photo of a Kirkland brand Italian sparkling mineral water bottle sitting on a desk. Carbonation bubbles are clearly visible inside the bottle.
June 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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This hotel carpet has an amogus holding up a giant foam hand with one finger extended.
A photo of a section of carpet with blue abstract geometric shapes. One shape looks like a crewmate from the video game Among Us might if they were holding above their head an oversized foam hand with just the index finger extended, like the kind often seen in the crowd at a sports game.
May 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I made the mistake of looking at housing again.
A screenshot of rent.com showing rental housing prices in one area of San Jose, CA. Most listings are above $2,000 per month, with some over $3,000.
May 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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More bowling
May 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Bowling
May 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM