But how?!?

Even as someone who likes Sammy more than most, I don’t think he works as a face at all. He’s got so much naturally cocky energy that trying to play face is as much of a fool’s errand as it’d be trying to make Willow a heel

It's also worth noting that AJ was an indie wrestler long before he was the Costco Guy

Settle down, Dawn Quixote, and save your ire for the windmills that actually deserve it

Given that this was first teased in a new Call of Duty map, and Vicarious Visions was moved to CoD after THPS1+2, I'm hoping so

Suecci

Of course the sun promptly came out after all so now he must think I've been holding out on him this entire time

Wait, does this mean that The Onion owns a tank now, or was that sold separately?

Since we’re on the subject, Paris, TX is from Los Angeles

I’ve heard that it was a sick ostrich

Okay what’s up with all these tabbies named Steve? Here’s my Steve from back in the day, RIP

Happy 600k from Nicky and AJ!

I’d never brag about how much I spent on something but will talk your ear off about how much I saved on it