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Can (currently)confirm the quality of these after properly self-medicating
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Can (currently)confirm the quality of these after properly self-medicating
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It is NOT a proper Thanksgiving until we see Busta Rhymes singing ‘Break Yo Neck’ from atop the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It is NOT a proper Thanksgiving until we see Busta Rhymes singing ‘Break Yo Neck’ from atop the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
(also me coming downstairs as a kid and being put on “alert your father whenever a marching band is performing at Macy’s Thanksgiving parade” duty)
(also me coming downstairs as a kid and being put on “alert your father whenever a marching band is performing at Macy’s Thanksgiving parade” duty)
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
(also me coming downstairs as a kid and being put on “alert your father whenever a marching band is performing at Macy’s Thanksgiving parade” duty)
(also me coming downstairs as a kid and being put on “alert your father whenever a marching band is performing at Macy’s Thanksgiving parade” duty)
NEVER TRUST AI
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
NEVER TRUST AI
Things have gotten *really* dark over at the other place.
October 30, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Things have gotten *really* dark over at the other place.
Lost our best friend last night.
You certainly came into my life at just the right time and you’ll be forever missed, Duncan.
Godspeed.
You certainly came into my life at just the right time and you’ll be forever missed, Duncan.
Godspeed.
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Lost our best friend last night.
You certainly came into my life at just the right time and you’ll be forever missed, Duncan.
Godspeed.
You certainly came into my life at just the right time and you’ll be forever missed, Duncan.
Godspeed.
I’m *sure* the recent move by the Pentagon to basically cleanse the press corp covering it and then the U.S. military buildup of assets happening in the Caribbean is all a complete & total coincidence.
October 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’m *sure* the recent move by the Pentagon to basically cleanse the press corp covering it and then the U.S. military buildup of assets happening in the Caribbean is all a complete & total coincidence.
Just turned 13 this month, despite his many vices
September 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Just turned 13 this month, despite his many vices
Press: “Thoughts on the firing of Peter Mandelson?”
Trump: “Don’t know him.”
Reality:
Trump: “Don’t know him.”
Reality:
September 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Press: “Thoughts on the firing of Peter Mandelson?”
Trump: “Don’t know him.”
Reality:
Trump: “Don’t know him.”
Reality:
They’ve got him sitting outside in 15 mph winds, gusting up to 30 mph, where the “feels like” temp is 59 degrees.
Could not be more miserable.
Could not be more miserable.
September 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
They’ve got him sitting outside in 15 mph winds, gusting up to 30 mph, where the “feels like” temp is 59 degrees.
Could not be more miserable.
Could not be more miserable.
Try as you might, you really couldn’t make this shit up
September 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Try as you might, you really couldn’t make this shit up
this is fascism
August 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
this is fascism
godspeed to Michael Madsen
What a scene, what an actor.
What a scene, what an actor.
July 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
godspeed to Michael Madsen
What a scene, what an actor.
What a scene, what an actor.
Godspeed to one of my all-time favorite athletes. That throw home in the 1979 All-Star game made me *want* to play RF.
June 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Godspeed to one of my all-time favorite athletes. That throw home in the 1979 All-Star game made me *want* to play RF.
Summer Vibes
June 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Summer Vibes
this should be fun
June 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
this should be fun
Really difficult to look this hungover and then be able to function in public.
kudos to you, Pete.
kudos to you, Pete.
June 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Really difficult to look this hungover and then be able to function in public.
kudos to you, Pete.
kudos to you, Pete.
Trump/Musk & Rodgers to the Steelers is a fun day, but still nowhere close to the GREATEST DAY EVER.
We still need a shocking celebrity divorce due to infidelity, the Pacers & Thunder to go to triple OT, and Barron Trump to be caught up in a prostitution ring at NYU, just to even come *close*
We still need a shocking celebrity divorce due to infidelity, the Pacers & Thunder to go to triple OT, and Barron Trump to be caught up in a prostitution ring at NYU, just to even come *close*
June 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Trump/Musk & Rodgers to the Steelers is a fun day, but still nowhere close to the GREATEST DAY EVER.
We still need a shocking celebrity divorce due to infidelity, the Pacers & Thunder to go to triple OT, and Barron Trump to be caught up in a prostitution ring at NYU, just to even come *close*
We still need a shocking celebrity divorce due to infidelity, the Pacers & Thunder to go to triple OT, and Barron Trump to be caught up in a prostitution ring at NYU, just to even come *close*
I had to verify if this was real.
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I had to verify if this was real.
Godspeed “Hot Lips Houlihan”
May 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Godspeed “Hot Lips Houlihan”