Winston Smythe
@winstonsmythe.bsky.social
I embraced the teachings of Madison, Jefferson, and Franklin.
I believe in the rule of law, science.
Facts.
How much did he cost bc he’s the biggest dick I’ve seen today?
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
How much did he cost bc he’s the biggest dick I’ve seen today?
As soon as hes gone, history will erase him. He will be studied, not revered. Ever.
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As soon as hes gone, history will erase him. He will be studied, not revered. Ever.
Eleven inches long.
December 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Eleven inches long.
Beavis and Butthead did.
more good stuff from the guy that made Idiocracy a reality.
The film.
more good stuff from the guy that made Idiocracy a reality.
The film.
December 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Beavis and Butthead did.
more good stuff from the guy that made Idiocracy a reality.
The film.
more good stuff from the guy that made Idiocracy a reality.
The film.
900 billion for defense
AND
900 billion for DHS?
Get
The
Fuck
Out
AND
900 billion for DHS?
Get
The
Fuck
Out
December 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
900 billion for defense
AND
900 billion for DHS?
Get
The
Fuck
Out
AND
900 billion for DHS?
Get
The
Fuck
Out
His:
Hair
Tan
Height
Weight
Wealth
Education
Business acumen
Intelligence
Humanity.
Have I missed any?
Hair
Tan
Height
Weight
Wealth
Education
Business acumen
Intelligence
Humanity.
Have I missed any?
a man in a suit and tie is standing on a stage and says it 's a hot pile of garbage
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing on a stage and says it 's a hot pile of garbage
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
His:
Hair
Tan
Height
Weight
Wealth
Education
Business acumen
Intelligence
Humanity.
Have I missed any?
Hair
Tan
Height
Weight
Wealth
Education
Business acumen
Intelligence
Humanity.
Have I missed any?
Viking tortillas.
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Viking tortillas.
The “King of the Hill”
Episode when son Bobby eats the whole tray of Lutefisk for the picnic and the “Smelly Man”
is born.
Hysterical
I’ve never had it and after that
Never will.
Episode when son Bobby eats the whole tray of Lutefisk for the picnic and the “Smelly Man”
is born.
Hysterical
I’ve never had it and after that
Never will.
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The “King of the Hill”
Episode when son Bobby eats the whole tray of Lutefisk for the picnic and the “Smelly Man”
is born.
Hysterical
I’ve never had it and after that
Never will.
Episode when son Bobby eats the whole tray of Lutefisk for the picnic and the “Smelly Man”
is born.
Hysterical
I’ve never had it and after that
Never will.
Ebelskeevers but potatoes?
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Ebelskeevers but potatoes?
Where?
Lawless fuckers must be punished.
What say u America?
Lawless fuckers must be punished.
What say u America?
December 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Where?
Lawless fuckers must be punished.
What say u America?
Lawless fuckers must be punished.
What say u America?
And this contributes how, Bob?
I mean who GAFF ?
I mean who GAFF ?
December 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
And this contributes how, Bob?
I mean who GAFF ?
I mean who GAFF ?
had alot of songs about love then.
December 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
had alot of songs about love then.