Also a kid on the plane was having a lengthy tantrum because he wanted the window seat, which, relatable yet annoying

What in the Prince Regent

See my follow up post 😄

The whole night was giving "we've come on holiday by mistake"

And other references the kids wouldn't get

We accidentally ended up in the mosh pit

Felt this with every fiber of my being

We were near the front so hot as the sun. Crew were passing out cups of water; i held my hand out but didn't get one, the teen boy next to me got there first. He drank half, then offered the rest to me?? Like, no thanks, I do not want twos on that.

I'm now so out of touch, the teens in front of us were taking drugs that are a mystery to me - a pot of what looked like spliff ends soaking in a liquid. They put the ends under their top lips for awhile before throwing them away. Not a clue what was happening there.

The opening act was a drum and bass artist we don't know playing songs we didn't recognise, but the kids went feral for him.

Can't believe this is how I found out I'm your partner.

(Solidarity with her for processing trauma through humour!)