ngl the bread's okay but i think the circuses are kind of falling into a formula

MAGNET Exclusive: Premiere of @flummoxband.bsky.social ’s “Siren Shock” (@needlejuice.bsky.social). “Originally, we called it ‘Pleasure Shock,’ and it was just gonna be a sort of sleazy, queer sex song ... but it’s no longer the overall theme.” Check it out: magnetmagazine.com/2025/02/26/m...

Normalize booing at cybertrucks

recording a record this weekend, in a studio, where records get recorded. then playing this show. cum see a new song about ben shapiro. #somedayfunday #youdeservethis

gotta admit publicly that i stole two major lines of lyrics in one of our new songs from @spacekings.space from an episode of @goosebuds.bsky.social . in return for this theft i'd like to offer our services to score something for supertry for free. or maybe we'll just cover the goosebuds theme.

somebody fucked up and put us on a "melodic" show. witness then you this, and know.

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

here's a current favorite first line of new working lyrics. song is called "racks don't care about your feelings". it opens with:

recently ive been worried about ben shapiro
cause i just installed a new doggie door
and i can see hawks circling out back

we don't have two wolves inside us. we only have one wolf, and it is a winner.

unrelated, keep any cats or small dogs indoors, and notify animal control if you see a lost wolf.

braun informed us we have to do a mclusky cover for his birthday. we will not be practicing it. nothing could go possibly go badly. come out and prove us wrong.

todays random unused lyrics i found on my phone:

leonard cohen's hallelujah
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it goes like this -
the alpha and the omegle
chat russian roulette
two sweathead sectional managers
masquerading as 15 year old girls
a/s/l?

black friday sale! send us three or three-ish scissorcut cardboard barcodes as proof of purchase, and we will bleed out all glasseyed into your trembly sinew arms. finally be empty, yes, finally be holy, yes yes.

unrelated, the sick lipstick undeniably still -fucks-. dope ass band.

winners is a band from lexington, ky. you can listen to us on bandcamp. you can be a winner too. you can be a

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