How do you have a QUANTUM PROCESSOR?? There's barely any in the world!

It's probably like that, except you still have control over your bodies. If yoyleberries possessed people, they'd have went extinct by being hunted by now or something.

Feels like the harsh coldness of a winter storm. You also have to put in a bit more effort to move.

Neither? That looks like a Yahoo Answers question.
It does have similar proportions to uppercase letters though, so if I had to pick between uppercase or lowercase, I'd say uppercase.

Trust me, if I wanted to do that, I'd have done that a while ago. Probably when we broke up our friendship.

You overdosed on hallucination pills trying to make me your friend again. Chose to bring you to the hospital.

*lives
Autocorrect decided to do that

How would reality even bend to what Loser wants? Pretty sure nothing works that way.

How would that butterfly effect even happen?
Also, I'm pretty sure he'd leave me for dead by now, looks like he mart-jarred instead.

What the... what happened here?