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The rest of the day was quite easy
I did all the jobs on my list
And enjoyed them and had some time over
I love you. I’m glad I exist.
- Wendy Cope
Kelsey | 30 | queer | she/her | a safe place to land
I did all the jobs on my list
And enjoyed them and had some time over
I love you. I’m glad I exist.
- Wendy Cope
Kelsey | 30 | queer | she/her | a safe place to land
Ummmmm absolutely the fuck not
December 31, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Ummmmm absolutely the fuck not
My girlfriend just held up her phone with this picture and asked, verbatim, “Have you heard about the shooter of the United Healthcare CEO? Everyone’s saying he’s really attractive” and I…….. have never wanted to be more offline than I want to be in this moment. God bless her.
December 24, 2024 at 10:51 AM
My girlfriend just held up her phone with this picture and asked, verbatim, “Have you heard about the shooter of the United Healthcare CEO? Everyone’s saying he’s really attractive” and I…….. have never wanted to be more offline than I want to be in this moment. God bless her.
I was sleeping on my girlfriend, as per, after we had decorated our cute little Christmas trees, pictured below, and my cat PULLED MINE DOWN TO THE GROUND. While I was SLEEPING. Coal.
December 22, 2024 at 1:24 PM
I was sleeping on my girlfriend, as per, after we had decorated our cute little Christmas trees, pictured below, and my cat PULLED MINE DOWN TO THE GROUND. While I was SLEEPING. Coal.
Damn this shit is just beautiful
December 20, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Damn this shit is just beautiful
my weekend totally sucked 😌💕
December 16, 2024 at 5:59 PM
my weekend totally sucked 😌💕
um holy shit good morning everyone
December 13, 2024 at 12:08 PM
um holy shit good morning everyone
They always come crawling back
December 7, 2024 at 1:01 PM
They always come crawling back
Left handed people problem
December 5, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Left handed people problem
I want @kath.gobirds.online to know that this was the 6th song on my Spotify wrapped and idk how in the hell it wasn’t #1 based on the times I criiiiied my eyes out to it
December 4, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I want @kath.gobirds.online to know that this was the 6th song on my Spotify wrapped and idk how in the hell it wasn’t #1 based on the times I criiiiied my eyes out to it
My cat had to go to the vet this morning and she’s so pissed
December 4, 2024 at 4:45 PM
My cat had to go to the vet this morning and she’s so pissed
this is actually the funniest shit in the world lmaoooooo
December 4, 2024 at 1:29 PM
this is actually the funniest shit in the world lmaoooooo
Made this insane sandwich and then passed the fuck out
December 1, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Made this insane sandwich and then passed the fuck out
cat enjoyers my cat looked directly into my camera this morning and she never does this it was so exciting
December 1, 2024 at 2:00 PM
cat enjoyers my cat looked directly into my camera this morning and she never does this it was so exciting
And two peppermint jojos PERFECTION
November 29, 2024 at 6:26 PM
And two peppermint jojos PERFECTION
Idk how we did this genuinely but we made:
Pumpkin pie
Banana bread muffins
Chocolate chip cookies
An entire turkey
Mashed potatoes
Broccoli cheese casserole
Candied carrots
(And store-assisted gravy and stuffing)
All in 24 hours and it all turned out perfectly? The pie is hideous but… who cares?
Pumpkin pie
Banana bread muffins
Chocolate chip cookies
An entire turkey
Mashed potatoes
Broccoli cheese casserole
Candied carrots
(And store-assisted gravy and stuffing)
All in 24 hours and it all turned out perfectly? The pie is hideous but… who cares?
November 28, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Idk how we did this genuinely but we made:
Pumpkin pie
Banana bread muffins
Chocolate chip cookies
An entire turkey
Mashed potatoes
Broccoli cheese casserole
Candied carrots
(And store-assisted gravy and stuffing)
All in 24 hours and it all turned out perfectly? The pie is hideous but… who cares?
Pumpkin pie
Banana bread muffins
Chocolate chip cookies
An entire turkey
Mashed potatoes
Broccoli cheese casserole
Candied carrots
(And store-assisted gravy and stuffing)
All in 24 hours and it all turned out perfectly? The pie is hideous but… who cares?