HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE ORIGINAL COPYPASTA?

Hello this is Neil Cicierega aka Lemon Demon I'm on my side account because i got locked out of my main account. can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music.

not so much allergy as just a really really bad time that it's not worth it

bro its hard to eat fuckin anything with a garlic weakness. my mothers weakness is garlic and you would Not believe how hard it is to just get Non-garlicked Burger Patties. or a pie, or a damn crumbed fish. Anything that's pre-prepared whatsoever.

Hello this is Jedi Grand Master aka Yoda I'm in the side temple because i got locked out of the main temple. can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new saber and continue bothering the council.

not sure who won. it's hard to tell when there's no mortal injuries, due to using finger guns.

i open my door to leave my room, and i hear an inexplicable loud popping sound coming from that direction.

sobbing. wailing even.

handles club went down so it was only a matter of time

1 or 2, theyre the same person just different levels of trauma

LMFAOOOOOOO number 1

1. don quixote
2. sancho
3. la manchalands don quixote / don quixote sr.

don quixote from limbus company if u can 👀❓️