My new year's resolution is to be able to see my penis without multiple mirrors.

When you're 450 pounds, you have trouble wiping your ass, honestly, I don't know whether I've wiped good or not

Hi hoodlums! Having fun stealing content!?

I think I should have another boxing match, reel tawk.

I wanna smack the shit outta Kelly so bad, this marriage is a misery real tawk, got a muhfucker like Arthur about to punch his bitch ass sister.

Big ups Liquid Richard, shout out Sean Ranklin.

I think most people would scream if they were left under a bucket, reel tawk.

What's up peimps? How do I ban people on here?