I sat there and thought about finishing the line or maybe even pulling the clip for a few minutes lol

Which only serves to frustrate the thought of:

Achane staying in bounds vs NE

Tackling Justin Herbert

Any of 1,000,000 plays in Carolina

Whatever the fuck that was in Cleveland

Bad teams lose games, no doubt. It’s just a shame they couldn’t steal 2-3 as they built towards becoming a good team.

I want nothing more… but we’re a bit limited in what we can do

Get they ass, Dan!!

I just saw a creature stumbling around the parking lot barefoot with ankles bigger than Trump

I could see that. I don’t think Mendoza has plus mobility nor arm strength for the next level, though. So unless he’s gonna become one of the best processors, anticipator, and ball placement quarterbacks ever then you’re not getting a top 10 quarterback, which is all I’m interested in.

He’s fine. No problem as a first round pick. But I need a lot more traits if I’m spending the first pick on a QB. We saw one of the best timing anticipation quarterbacks of all time here and half the fan base hated the guy (who ultimately wasn’t enough). Same thing will happen with Mendoza.

I think I wore a beanie here one time when it was randomly 40 degrees for our annual whiffleball tournament.