WineyIdiot
@wineyidiot.bsky.social
I'm Mitch, and I'm all about wine. And crime. And a little bit of rhyme. But no mime!
600 thread count? do you think I'm poor?
April 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
600 thread count? do you think I'm poor?
My wife was having an existential crisis, and I joked, "Did you read my book by Simone deBeouvoir?" She said, no, what's that. And I said, "For christ's sake, don't read it."
March 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My wife was having an existential crisis, and I joked, "Did you read my book by Simone deBeouvoir?" She said, no, what's that. And I said, "For christ's sake, don't read it."
one of my students got hit by a car and still came to class. she is forever inshrined in my teacher lore now. no excuses.
February 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
one of my students got hit by a car and still came to class. she is forever inshrined in my teacher lore now. no excuses.
A real sentence I just said to my wife: "There is ice cream in the fridge if you want an affogato tomorrow. My fridge, not yours." How far we've come.
February 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A real sentence I just said to my wife: "There is ice cream in the fridge if you want an affogato tomorrow. My fridge, not yours." How far we've come.
My wife doesn't trust the movers because of things she found on blogs, so I'm packing my own small collection and taking it to our temporary apt.
February 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
My wife doesn't trust the movers because of things she found on blogs, so I'm packing my own small collection and taking it to our temporary apt.
i ate a whole pizza by myself for lunch and it was a mistake
February 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
i ate a whole pizza by myself for lunch and it was a mistake
This is a must try. Louis Roederer collections champagne. reasonably priced, and insane body. the nose is a little simple for a very expensive champagne, but if you grew up on möet or veuve, this will blow you away by showing what champagne should be.
February 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This is a must try. Louis Roederer collections champagne. reasonably priced, and insane body. the nose is a little simple for a very expensive champagne, but if you grew up on möet or veuve, this will blow you away by showing what champagne should be.
#1 best thing about korea: many toilets have heated seats and bidets. you animals are living wrong if you dont have it. imagine going skiing, and the lodge at the top has a heated seat. heated benches in parks and buses? hell yea. heat water? that cleans your bum bum?! HELL YEA! Hell yEA!
February 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
#1 best thing about korea: many toilets have heated seats and bidets. you animals are living wrong if you dont have it. imagine going skiing, and the lodge at the top has a heated seat. heated benches in parks and buses? hell yea. heat water? that cleans your bum bum?! HELL YEA! Hell yEA!
shit. im getting paid double compared to my last job, but im working 2x as hard. this is bullshit.
February 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
shit. im getting paid double compared to my last job, but im working 2x as hard. this is bullshit.
"only a sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.
February 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"only a sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.
wine in a bottle, ooh la la. my fave.
January 29, 2025 at 7:36 AM
wine in a bottle, ooh la la. my fave.
-18°c with real strong winds, but fresh powder so I can't complain.
January 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
-18°c with real strong winds, but fresh powder so I can't complain.
night skiing lift ticket was only $25!
January 28, 2025 at 9:23 AM
night skiing lift ticket was only $25!
I have misophonia, and I can't stand my mil's chewing. she smacks her lips with every bite and sucks her teeth for hours after a meal, and she's always eating. I have to just leave the room at some point.
January 28, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I have misophonia, and I can't stand my mil's chewing. she smacks her lips with every bite and sucks her teeth for hours after a meal, and she's always eating. I have to just leave the room at some point.
waiting an hour more for night skiing to start. gonna do night skiing today, then full day tomorrow. just me, snowboarding. my inlaws and wife dont ski, so that saves us a fortune.
January 28, 2025 at 7:53 AM
waiting an hour more for night skiing to start. gonna do night skiing today, then full day tomorrow. just me, snowboarding. my inlaws and wife dont ski, so that saves us a fortune.
at alpensia ski resort
January 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
at alpensia ski resort
I'm Mitch and I'm all about wine.
January 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I'm Mitch and I'm all about wine.
hopefully this isn't ruined by megalomaniacs and fascists.
January 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
hopefully this isn't ruined by megalomaniacs and fascists.