The older one keeps saying "pancake" randomly. She'll call me Mr. Pancake or say "No way, pancake!" I'm going to make pancakes on Sunday but insist they are waffles to really fuck with her.
Also, don't buy anything from Amazon tomorrow. Then don't again the next day & the day after that. #fbezos

I have two very different addictions that others may find weird: nail polish and baked goods. Now, you can get nail oil to make your nails smell like baked goods, but that is an abomination against both addictions. No one needs caramel vanilla scented nails and I'll fight anyone who thinks otherwise

Lots of political posts on 💙sky which I'm for. Figured I would fuck up your algorithm with my random daily musings to liven things up. This is your official warning.

Stomach bug hit the girls pretty hard and is ongoing. I've delt with more butt soup than a pot-a-potty and proctologist combined.