Windy's®
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Windy's®
@windys-restaurants.bsky.social
The hottest new fast-food restaurant sweeping across Golarion: Windy's!

Locations in: Absalom, Otari, Diobel, Kerrick, Willowside, Escadar, and Abberton.

*Due to trademark issues, we are unable to open locations on Earth in any plane of existence.
Well said, Gail!
January 1, 2026 at 4:53 PM
...and fancy-cheese-related tabletop games!
January 1, 2026 at 4:46 PM
This is hilarious!
December 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Don't forget the water balloon option!
August 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
No charge for subtracting the cheese!
July 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Sorry, Midori, but you'll have to wait till dawn for a Windy Cristo. But feel free to come down to your nearest Windy's Restaurant right now for a ground meat on a bun sandwich with a side of onion rings and a refreshing phosphate soda!
July 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I mean, you CAN. Once.
June 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I wholeheartedly agree!
June 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Well, no. The sandwich you described would be a bit too...pricey for our menu. However, I have been playing around with the concept of a sardine sandwich served on a bed of crispy lettuce and a slice of tomato, slathered with a tangy mayonnaise-based sauce, and served on a pretzel roll!
June 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Ah! This should be interesting! I'll just keep hitting "refresh" on my profile....
April 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Wow! Midori, those sound upscale and fancy! Let me know how they come out!
April 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
You can do it! I believe in you!
April 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You mean, "BK Burgerstuff."
April 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
OK.
April 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My liege! You have proven yourself a worthy leader, and I bow to your victory!
April 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
COME AT ME, BRO!
April 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Sweet!
April 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
What, in a week?
March 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Wow! Badass!
March 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Did they also make McDonald's Japan keep the old-school deep-fried pies?
March 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The drink was called "Dr. Pepper." It tasted a lot like our proprietary phosphate soda blend we call "Dr. Zephyr"! Hmmm, are you spying on us, Wendy's? Ha! just kidding!
March 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM