I've made them as innovative and slightly unhinged as humanly possible, if only to make sure it's clear I've not used ChatGeePeeTee and to make it at least slightly more interesting

I've been trying really hard but I haven't managed to get any boys pregnant so far!

Whoever paid money for all the DLC features and expansion packs and then chose to play as me needs to ask for a refund and seriously reconsider their life choices

Ah, so this is why I want one so much

It's been real, I'll see you gents in the camps

• British - If it wasn't nailed down well enough it's there!

The last decade of working in hospitality in a nutshell

I say it should be done the same way as boxing, his title comes up to be contested and anyone who beats him in a fight becomes the new prince and all the rest of the royals just sort of have to accept you as their new family member

The best view!

Awwwr puppy, you can absolutely have snoot kisses!

The one on the left is a big part of the reason for the one on the right!