#1 Glass Chewer
windowchomper.bsky.social
#1 Glass Chewer
@windowchomper.bsky.social
It just feels good
Ok so this person has literally been a pest to the windowbiter community for years at this point. DM me for details
A letter arrived through the oblong slot in my front door earlier today informing me of my immediate dismissal from the Glass Chewing Factory for chewing glass on-shift. I'm so lost, idk what to do

𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗲: 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗚𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗙𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗴𝗼. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴.
December 1, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Ok but forreal I only just managed to get an invite code, where are all the glasschewers on Bluesky at?? hmu
December 1, 2023 at 7:40 PM
They said it was 'shatterproof', but that's never stopped me before........
December 1, 2023 at 7:39 PM
LMAO was on the bus today just CACKLING watching this idiot try to chew glass. literally looked like his first time
December 1, 2023 at 7:38 PM