I hit da dopamine...
ignore the background sounds, I was watching a vid while playing this

Also why is every part of this game looks so beautiful. Like holy shit, these sections are just gonna be walk past by some people and I want to live in these sections

Nothing is stopping me

But still, where did the Chinese come from?

For anyone wondering, here's the code. The fix is to bracket the true and false with TEXT(). i.e. TEXT("true")