Make me! 🤣

Same. I'm a bartender turned embalmer.
It's a lengthy process but doable.

As another female embalmer (yes, I absolutely have been for almost 12 years...), my phobias are sharks, supercolliders, being too close to high ceilings and in-house elevators... I'd rather crawl into a casket than get stuck in another elevator. Both have happened. Only one is acceptable.

Awwwww... Don't confuse perversion for awesome. Or do. I like that. Because I'm a pervert.
Thanks for the compliment!

We're in talks to organize, fund and implement testing centers. I WAS handling the final lab exams... But they took me off that portion. I'm loud. One moan and you're going to think you hit pay dirt...
We'll never hear the end of it... Our month, but "Cheetah-splained". 😬

*snort!!* I'll listen as soon as you guys can prove that you know: 1. What a clitoris is, 2. Where a clitoris is located, and 3. Extra points for the location of the G-Spot.

There is no talking during this exam. You will receive a "0" for the attempt and will be expelled for cheating.