OH YES FAWKING GAWD, BYE SHANNON.

SAGE, COME AND GET YOUR BADDIES CHAIN!!

#Survivor
#Survivor49

SOPHI WON IMMUNITY!!! LETS FAWKING GOOOOO!!

#Survivor
#Survivor49

SOPHI FINALLY GETS TO EAT (with a drink too)!!

America Lopez still has zero competition wins!!

#Survivor
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and we already had a sabrina-domingo skit on SNL50, like cmon now…

and to involve ABRACADABRA??

Gaga start sending Lorne the cease and desist letters!!

And Bowen we know good and damn well you included Abra into the script…

We did not need another Domingo skit, especially now that Ego’s gone…

#SNL

See Matt, this is what happens when you come for motha Sandra, you and your dreads are getting snuffed!!

#Survivor
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NATE’S VOTING CONFESSIONAL

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Shannon, disrespectfully shut the fuck up with all this Jesus talk. I already dealt with this bullshit with Chelsie and Siam…

#Survivor
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See and now he got bit by a venomous snake, should’ve waited for 51/52…

#Survivor
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The deadbeat daddy with the titty piercings is worrying about “we gotta get people out cuz they ain’t great at the challenges”

BITCH YOU’RE 0/3 IN COMPS…

#Survivor
#Survivor49

ASHLEY HOLLIS JUST WON BIG BROTHER 27!!!

#BB27

MR TITTIES WAS THE MASTERMIND THIS ENTIRE TIMEEEEEE???

#BB27

Julie: “Ashley you are the final head of household”

ME:
#BB27