Mark
@wils.bsky.social
That's me in the corner. That's me in the tight pants, showing my religion.
Midlander in Teesside.
Midlander in Teesside.
Reposted by Mark
Bowie and her recorded this video the day after shagging. Tell me he doesn't sat "my cock's still raw" at 3:08, before she roars with laughter: youtu.be/p4WG_y7owmM?...
Tina Turner - Tonight (with David Bowie) [Live]
YouTube video by Tina Turner Videos
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Bowie and her recorded this video the day after shagging. Tell me he doesn't sat "my cock's still raw" at 3:08, before she roars with laughter: youtu.be/p4WG_y7owmM?...
I have a real love for the first Unreal Tournament. It's the only PC game I've ever owned that's installed and played without a single problem on every PC I've had since I bought the game in 1999.
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I have a real love for the first Unreal Tournament. It's the only PC game I've ever owned that's installed and played without a single problem on every PC I've had since I bought the game in 1999.
'What a beautiful day for whipping up Caesar's toga and shouting "This centurion hasn't polished his helmet again!".'
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
'What a beautiful day for whipping up Caesar's toga and shouting "This centurion hasn't polished his helmet again!".'
Forgot the Wii, which I suppose is almost literally taking the piss.
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Forgot the Wii, which I suppose is almost literally taking the piss.
GB Pocket
GBA SP
GB Micro*
DS
3DS
Switch Lite
PS Vita
R36S
* No longer own
GBA SP
GB Micro*
DS
3DS
Switch Lite
PS Vita
R36S
* No longer own
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
GB Pocket
GBA SP
GB Micro*
DS
3DS
Switch Lite
PS Vita
R36S
* No longer own
GBA SP
GB Micro*
DS
3DS
Switch Lite
PS Vita
R36S
* No longer own
The Twelvty of Dismember
November 19, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The Twelvty of Dismember
This came out when I was at uni. Never saw the film, but got sick to death of seeing the poster, as for some unknown reason, the Student Union decided to plaster about 400 of them all over campus with no context.
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This came out when I was at uni. Never saw the film, but got sick to death of seeing the poster, as for some unknown reason, the Student Union decided to plaster about 400 of them all over campus with no context.
Last time I had one, I had to do it in two sittings and was frankly disgusted with myself. If you don't do it in one go and get that particular stomach cramp afterwards (akin only to eating a shit-tonne of fizzy cola bottles), you might as well not bother.
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Last time I had one, I had to do it in two sittings and was frankly disgusted with myself. If you don't do it in one go and get that particular stomach cramp afterwards (akin only to eating a shit-tonne of fizzy cola bottles), you might as well not bother.
When I was in Japan, I saw a shop called 'E Hyphen World'. Somewhere along the line in the creation and branding of the company, the name had obviously been given over the phone at some crucial point.
November 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
When I was in Japan, I saw a shop called 'E Hyphen World'. Somewhere along the line in the creation and branding of the company, the name had obviously been given over the phone at some crucial point.
Less than four years and I'll be adding to that 6%.
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Less than four years and I'll be adding to that 6%.
When we sing along at home, the first two lines are:
Step into Christmas, dur ner-nuh ner-ner
Dun-a dun-a der ner-nuh ever and ever
Step into Christmas, dur ner-nuh ner-ner
Dun-a dun-a der ner-nuh ever and ever
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
When we sing along at home, the first two lines are:
Step into Christmas, dur ner-nuh ner-ner
Dun-a dun-a der ner-nuh ever and ever
Step into Christmas, dur ner-nuh ner-ner
Dun-a dun-a der ner-nuh ever and ever
Oh, absolutely. I've been saying for years that I'm sick of 'dark and gritty' Batmans. I'd be completely down with a live action film with the same tone as (the frankly excellent) The Brave and the Bold cartoon.
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Oh, absolutely. I've been saying for years that I'm sick of 'dark and gritty' Batmans. I'd be completely down with a live action film with the same tone as (the frankly excellent) The Brave and the Bold cartoon.
When I was at uni doing graphic design, we had an assignment where we had to create an anniversary film poster of our choice. My design consisted of:
"Pass the Butter"
<Photo of an open packet of Lurpack with finger marks in it>
Last Tango in Paris 25th Anniversary
It was *not* well received.
"Pass the Butter"
<Photo of an open packet of Lurpack with finger marks in it>
Last Tango in Paris 25th Anniversary
It was *not* well received.
November 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
When I was at uni doing graphic design, we had an assignment where we had to create an anniversary film poster of our choice. My design consisted of:
"Pass the Butter"
<Photo of an open packet of Lurpack with finger marks in it>
Last Tango in Paris 25th Anniversary
It was *not* well received.
"Pass the Butter"
<Photo of an open packet of Lurpack with finger marks in it>
Last Tango in Paris 25th Anniversary
It was *not* well received.