Whoa. There are 3x more cows killing people every year than sharks killing people. Should we switch to shark milk? Statistically speaking, it’s much safer. #facts #sharkmilk

Organized crime has their holds in Modern Tennis, and over the past 20 years they have directly benefitted from the profits of major competitions like Wimbledon. I know…..it’s a racket. #jokes

You think churches have a lot of cross contamination issues? So many crosses… #jokes #puns