Willy Clart
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Willy Clart
@willy-clart.bsky.social
Proud husband of an over-educated cat lady, pet lover, Ally,🚣‍♂️🌎🌈🌊⛵️
My wife and I decided not to have children.

We told them when they came over this afternoon.

They just said, "whatever" and went and got food out of the refrigerator.
December 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
This is your nursing home staff. They killed a patient in Missouri
November 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I RECEIVED NO SUPPORT
I'm devastated. My wife, who was out on a "trial separation" to "figure things out" just told me she's divorcing me. She's been seeing a guy. She's changed so much from when we were together. She's always been a non-religious Democrat, and then I saw where she posted this photo
October 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I'm devastated. My wife, who was out on a "trial separation" to "figure things out" just told me she's divorcing me. She's been seeing a guy. She's changed so much from when we were together. She's always been a non-religious Democrat, and then I saw where she posted this photo. I feel I've lost her
October 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My score is one.
September 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
A cop pulls you over for weaving. He asks you why. What's your answer? And it can't be related to a phone. I'll go first.

"My 8-Track ate my tape, and I was driving with my knee while I pulled the tape back in the cartridge."
September 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
September 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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August 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
My wife: "Honey, slow down, there are police over there."

Me: "Those 5 police cars are on the other side of the highway, working an accident, on the other side of a 4 ft high cement jersey barrier, a mile from the nearest crossover point. This is actually the best time to speed up."
August 9, 2025 at 8:09 AM
There is just something that is so classy about MAGA women.
July 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Why do so many people think that Republicans are heartless and hateful people? How about the fact that they are okay with the fact that Trump has shut down the gay teen suicide hotline, ensuring that the gay teen suicide rate will increase.

www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-...
Trump administration to shut down LGBTQ youth suicide hotline
The 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline will no longer use its LGBTQ youth service line starting July 17. The Trump administration says the move will "focus on serving all help seekers."
www.nbcnews.com
July 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Yep, I was there. That's what it was like.
July 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This cartoonist has received death threats. It turns out that MAGA people don't like being called out for their hypocrisy. They claim to like less government, until the program cut is one that they rely on.
July 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
How do you comfort a distraught English teacher?

"There, their, they're"
June 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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May 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Ha! I think I know this woman.
April 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
This is the exact moment when his wife will call him on his cell phone to ask, "Honey, how is the cleanup effort going?"
April 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Watching Die Hard 2, when Bonnie Bedelia calls her husband, John McClain, just as he is sneaking up on the bad guys, and his ringing cell phone gives away his position.

How do you wives always know the absolute worst time to call us?
April 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Trump and Secretary Hegseth are doing their best to make sure that women, minorities, and gay soldiers, will no longer feel welcome or safe in the military. Try and staff an all volunteer army without women, blacks, hispanics, and gay people.

www.military.com/daily-news/2...
Army Enlisted Academy Bars Students from Writing About Women and Minorities | Military.com
www.military.com
April 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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