“happy birthday” this man is an idiot 😍

a second tripod has entered the relationship

ew ew ew needs his hard drive checked

having only selfies can be a sign u have no friends 🤷🏼‍♂️

I said that searching out the product pages of top-of-the-range headphones just to fantasise about owning them is fetishising consumerism. Meanwhile you've still not actually bought any headphones.