"Do you make sample size?"
"WHAT!?"

* Showing up late (in wrestling terms, "HE JUST ARRIVED AT THE ARENA") *
* Cold Stone Will Wagner's theme starts with a crack of the Mountain Dew can *
* In ring, Will calls for an attendant to throw him pints of ice cream *
* Hits the Cold Stone Creamer on everyone *
* Reconsiders finisher name *

When you're bored of someone trying to take your picture and you can no longer hide it

Between the 17,514 people in attendance, and the 36 beers he had afterwards, Hulk Hogan took approximately 17,550 Real Americans to the dome.

I've never heard anything. Not even Jimmy could save him though.

Perhaps, we've just gotten so used to the dull pain of splintering, that we accepted it was always going to be there, and we should acknowledge that breaks are more likely to happen after 40+ years of applying band-aid solutions to splintering bone.

[7/7]

I understand there's fear in witnessing clean breaks happening. On some level, these breaks were inevitable. The necessary repairs will become more obvious, even though it hurts considerably.

[6/7]

I'm saying that we've watched the splintering damage worsen for a long time, and there's no telling how long it can hold, or if the damage will ever heal properly. Maybe that area hasn't been structurally sound in a long time.

[5/7]